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07.03.2026 18:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I love this
07.03.2026 18:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is great. You should.
03.03.2026 15:44 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is inappropriate content. My goodness.
02.03.2026 01:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Arguably, you need this more at 38 than you did at 3 or 8. I say this as a 45 yo woman just letting my eyes rest for a minute.
26.02.2026 21:51 — 👍 0 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0Did you just invent a crossover walking taco but with ramen? Lemme get in on the ground floor of this.
26.02.2026 21:27 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Mmmm…my people and their walking tacos. 😘
26.02.2026 21:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Prison as in you’d go to prison for the right to have a walking talking taco of this caliber?
26.02.2026 21:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Me too! Always have been, always will be happy to litigate the finer points of what are arguably arbitrary and capricious rules that are clearly unpromulgated. Lfg, parental units and/or counsel.
26.02.2026 20:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Would
26.02.2026 01:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You guys are cracking me up
26.02.2026 00:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the energy I bring to your social gathering
26.02.2026 00:22 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@mickeyuss.bsky.social Per our discussion moments ago…
24.02.2026 16:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Sorry, that’s my husband.
22.02.2026 23:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Happy birthday! It’s mine too. I hope you find time for self-care while caring for others.
21.02.2026 18:25 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Just be clear, I posted this at 4:45am.
21.02.2026 14:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I am, and have been for the last hour, in a very involved conversation with my 4yo about the possibility of a Pokémon, Minecraft, Fortnite mash-up universe centered around jigglypuff’s evolution into an enderdragon. I don’t know what’s happening here.
21.02.2026 11:00 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Totally! We are in possession of $50 worth of M&Ms from MOA. And a very happy 4 and 7yo. No regrets.
21.02.2026 00:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I am terrible. Fuck Rumsfeld, but also he was a brilliant bureaucratic tactician. That framework was one of many really good Rumsfeld short-cuts to navigating risk and making decisions in government. I hate myself.
20.02.2026 23:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yes, this is out of hand. Love it.
20.02.2026 23:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Someone actually walked away mid-conversation. I get it, but no.
20.02.2026 03:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0That sounds terrible. I hope you find a solution just short of amputation, etc.
20.02.2026 03:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I very much was at a professional event having this experience recently.
20.02.2026 03:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0If I’m reading this right, as someone who suffers migraines and looks longingly at a grapefruit spoon as a solution, I see you.
20.02.2026 03:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Thank you! I am an elder and do not know fun and cool things.
20.02.2026 01:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I accidentally said circle back in a meeting this week and I am deeply ashamed.
20.02.2026 01:31 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I am not skilled in this area, but even I can tell you are doing great.
20.02.2026 01:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Forgive me, who is this fine roaster?
20.02.2026 01:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I was just thinking about my fellow blizzard-appreciators. We are few.
18.02.2026 23:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Big fan of a mignonette on my oysters. And a hollandaise if I’m naughty.
18.02.2026 22:43 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0