@craftmaticbard.bsky.social
Tech by day, Bard by opportunity, crafter by hobby. 100% Nerd and Nerf Herder. May cosplay from time to time. May charm the pants off you.
Thank goodness for insulated tools...
Note to self, always double check electrical wires... especially the old ones.
Unlike Charmin, you are allowed to squeeze me!
05.10.2025 01:07 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
You know, sometimes I just want to look back and go..."Life used to be fun!"
25.08.2025 05:11 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0An Air Force veteran speaking out & giving a heartfelt & powerful message
#AirForce #Military #Constitution #Oath #ForeignAndDomesticEnemies
"Heeyyy yeeeeah, yeeeah, yeah, yeah..."
24.06.2025 23:10 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0If only everything could be solved with bombing...
...photo, water-balloon, bomb-popping, fart...
I mean, no one says you can't fist-fight your C-PTSD... you just add schizophrenia to equation...
...that aside, finding a lovely spot overlooking more enjoyable things, and screaming at the top of your lungs may do some wonder, in my tiny opinion. ๐๐งก
Wishing and hoping for you all the best!!
16.05.2025 22:42 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Wow, we have finally reached the 'Running Man" stage of events...
16.05.2025 22:38 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Finally embracing the Friday Summer work attire trend!
16.05.2025 21:32 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
"Bliiinded by the light..."
Said all my coworkers in unison.
Here's to the last awesome of this now gone variety from the likes of this once great brand.
29.04.2025 22:52 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Forgetful, sure; many of us are.
A piece of shit? Hell no!
Thoughts and opinions time:
Our entire IT division (help desk, Network Ops, Network Architects, SysAmins, Software, etc.) from below management is being rebadged over to HCL Tech. 80+ of us.
What, if anything, does anyone know about this company?
Aaand then there were ducklings!
Meet Romii (brown and yellow) and Brownie (all yellow)!
Ever have that moment when another driver forces your hand to accelerate and maneuver harder, only to then nearly black out from the G-Forces...
...oh, well...that was fun.
I have found (been gifted) another form of nirvana...
03.02.2025 04:44 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
27.01.2025 00:06 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Fluorescent office diffusion brought to you by the moon (and the stars in the sky).
Not as pretty as your moon, but still a nice moon.
Getting back into the thrill of this!
11.01.2025 23:52 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
This girl; she is our most steadfast rescue who still refuses to allow pets (3 years running).
She...is laying in between my legs.
I cannot...dare not, move.
Secret snaps! Hee
Fight, against that which makes you feel less than you are.
Flee from terrible meals.
Fawn over that which makes you happy.
Freeze those beautiful moments in memory.
What then? Be your amazing self, as only you can!
It's possible to be a Hazbin while still aiming for Aspires-to.
(Even though I love this character, I feel I'm both him and Lucifer)
This song is just plain fun!
Last night was my first time ever visiting Minneapolis' great attraction First Avenue.
It was also my first Wrestlepalooza event, but marked my second wrestling venue.
Got to see my favs kick ass! Sadly one fav lost.
There was real blood spilt, and the ring literally broken, but the show went on.
You are so not alone on thoughts like this.
03.01.2025 12:43 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Perfect!
02.01.2025 15:05 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Have you heard of the greatest Marvel/DC crossover movie:
Captain America and Black Adam team up to save Christmas!
Fantabulous!!
Improvise, adapt, and overcome...
..."borrow" some headphones maybe? Hehe
Happy New Year to all you beautiful humans!
Love you!
