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26.02.2026 19:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0FUCK
26.02.2026 19:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0please, i beg of you, ignore my creased tshirt
26.02.2026 19:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0it me
26.02.2026 18:16 β π 63 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Can we take this offline and circle back for a quick synch by EOD?
20.02.2026 18:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hand me my gilet
20.02.2026 15:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Unfortunately I have to report that Iβve slipped into my tech bro era at work a little bit too easily
20.02.2026 15:43 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0π
19.02.2026 13:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just luck ig
19.02.2026 13:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It was pure thrill! Iβll be riding this adrenaline high for weeks.
19.02.2026 13:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yep! I have thus far in my life managed to avoid them
18.02.2026 08:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Just had my first rail replacement bus experience π
18.02.2026 08:27 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 4 π 0One small step for avanti west coast, one giant leap for network rail.
06.02.2026 12:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0According to this train manager, weβre off to London Houston.
06.02.2026 10:47 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
βAI is going to take over the world!β
AI:
Is that a bin bag??
17.01.2026 17:07 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Canβt stop saying βfuck a appβ like Robyn
17.01.2026 15:32 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yeah but have you seen that door?? Phwoorrr
10.01.2026 22:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0β¦get out π
10.01.2026 20:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hey, look at thisβ¦
10.01.2026 20:09 β π 120 π 1 π¬ 3 π 02026 is going to be my year. Iβm taking it. You canβt have it.
28.12.2025 18:17 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Remember to bring your loops
11.12.2025 15:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Thereβs a guy at my gym who hisses with every rep
11.12.2025 14:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0ππ π₯²πππ₯π
07.12.2025 20:16 β π 31 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Apple Music just called me a slur
03.12.2025 19:27 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Oops, accidentally became a fitness influencer
27.11.2025 22:41 β π 13 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i done a gym
27.11.2025 16:01 β π 633 π 11 π¬ 4 π 1Exposed to the Gran Canaria sun for 4 days straight and not a speck of tan is to be found on my body π
16.11.2025 21:16 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβve inadvertently Pavlovβs dogβed my own dog to come to my office every time he hears the Teams hang up sound.
04.11.2025 14:51 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0You know I pulled a muscle when I did that grouting
17.10.2025 15:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Has anyone actually rated the quality of their call in Microsoft Teams??
14.10.2025 14:30 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0