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Mirror selfie at the gym wearing a black tank, gray shorts, and dark navy cap

Posting to prove I did something productive over the weekend

Welp my 2025 bingo card is off to a chaotic start and we’re only on day 5 of the new year 😵‍💫🫠

Mercury is in microwave which explains why my stress management and emotions have been sh*t this Thanksgiving week 🫠

Thank you ☺️

two minions wearing goggles and overalls with the letter c on them Alt: two excited minions wearing goggles and overalls

Snagged an opening day ticket for Universal Epic Universe

White card showing that I’m the 266,747th person to join Bluesky

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #266,747! I like 747 as it always reminds me of the Boeing 747, the “Queen of the Skies”

I’m not even sure I can grow a solid mustache but would I look good with one?

Portrait selfie in a black gym shirt

Leg day soreness kicking in 2 days post-leg day🦵🏼

Just a reminder to myself (and others): don’t wait, just do it.

Banger Certified GIF Alt: Animated GIF of John Oliver saying: “banger after banger after banger after certified banger”

Damn, it’s been a while since my Spotify Release Radar was this good. There’s so many bangers in today’s playlist 😍

Me taking a full body mirror selfie in a black sleeveless tank and white shorts with black Nike crew socks

Proof that this millennial occasionally wears crew socks

Thank you ☺️😘

Me taking a locker room mirror selfie in a black tank top and gray gym shorts

Post back + biceps day selfie 💪🏼

We need DC statehood kthxbye

Left panel is a frame from the Mary Poppins movie and right panel is me dressed as a chimney sweeper holding a chimney sweep that I made.

Posting late but I had a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious time at Miss Adams Morgan Pageant 2023 this past weekend #mamp #londoncalling #chimchimcheree

My Uber is here

Frank (Murray Bartlett) telling Frank “then love me the way I want you to.”

Bill (Nick Offerman) telling Frank “and you were my purpose.”

Absolutely. Devastated. 😭

Bill and Frank from HBO’s “The Last of Us” holding hands at their dining table after having their last meal together.

I’m a bit late but s1 ep3 of HBO’s The Last of Us has me in shambles 😭 also today (August 29, 2023) happens to be Bill and Frank’s wedding day!

Coworker 1: Barbie’s a whore
Coworker 2: Then Ken’s a slut
Coworker 3: Barbie has needs. She has all those clothes, cars, houses…

In my head: I’m guess I’m both Ken and Barbie

Welp, Chicago weekend started off with a bang 💥

Stood outside waiting for my Uber for not even 2 min and I got 3 mosquito bites 😤 DC is swamp

🥰 thank you

Some guy said “nice legs” as I was heading to the gym 🥰

Reskeet/repost with a pic of yourself experiencing pure joy 🥰🥰🥰

A fictional character you would give an invite code to

FCF is the new TGIF

Me taking a mirror selfie in a black gymshark shirt wearing a gray backpack

It’s been a week 😮‍💨

Reskeet with your mental state.

Reskeet with a pic and your age

33

Photo of my upper body wearing a black sleeveless gym shirt with a dark sweat stain over my chest in the shape of a down arrow.

Even my sweat stain says ⬇️