Pinky

Hello?

*crickets*

A solid excuse?

Been a while. What’s good, Bluesky?

A tweet from the creator of Stardew Valley showing pixelated cats and dogs wearing little hats, which will apparently be in the new update of the game, with the caption “Hats on cats (and dogs)”

Has anybody given ConcernedApe a bluesky code? I’ve never met the man, but he seems far too pure for the other app.

Disney+ has officially begun its password-sharing crackdown. trib.al/nKdWgCm

A cat with a striking resemblance to Zangief from Stop Fay has been spotted

A cat with a striking resemblance to Zangief from Stop Fay has been spotted

Rich people are a special kind of weird. Spending ₱1,500,000++ on a literal USED bag is insane. That’s the price of a decent BRAND NEW vehicle. #Priorities

in the 90’s, computers would scream every time you went online. that‘s called foreshadowing

These Shrek Crocs might be the best shoes ever made trib.al/OpcwqDp

Staring today, I’ll be closing all my notes with “Thanks, slut.” ❤️

transcription of me stubbing my toe first thing in the morning before i have woken up fully

Me: what's the soup of the day

Waiter: it's bean

Me: ONE WEEK SINCE YOU LOOKED AT ME

24 hours on Bluesky and already, I’ve blocked 8 accounts. #Weird

Late night self-reflections:

1. Am I original?

2. Am I the only one?

3. Am I sexual?

4. Am I everything you need you better rock your body now?

Where are all the famous people at?

WHY IS MY HANDLE SO LONG? 😭