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Less than 12 hours until the webstore closes permanently, so now is the time to place any last-minute orders!

As an added bonus everything is 40% off!

It's my birthday today, and we're celebrating with a sale! 🎉

Get 18% off all premade inventory!
Automatic discount in cart.

Valid until Friday 21st @ 18:00/6pm EST/12pm EST.

Find all pre-made inventory here: twilightmeadowcreations.com/collections/...

Someday soon I will reach this point with organic chemistry, and I will never look back.

Great stuff! It's fun to imagine the level of Discourse this would provoke online if turtle people were real.

Biird Gii Glow review - t4toy.com Biird’s Gii Glow is a slender g-spotter that looks and feels great, but its poor ergonomics mar an otherwise excellent experience. Still recommended, though!

Awwwww yeah!! I finally got my ability to write back!! 😁 So let’s have a look at the Biird Gii Glow — I took all the notes I needed for this review two months ago, yet I’ve continued using the toy since which is always a good sign. 😏
t4toy.com/reviews/biir...

Some days are like that. I hope tomorrow is better!

Using the massage wands as intended by the puritanical gods: as a vibration scar massager for top surgery scars.

Clearing my throat to yell about the clasper dick.

My friends may be right about me being some sort of shark furry (dermal denticle-y? terminology is weird).

Cooked it too long, maybe, and simmered all of the water out? Either way, go forth and live the dip-filled life of your dreams!

unicorns are cool, but they'd be cooler if they were unioncorns (unicorns who formed a union)

Zero tariffs, full pleasure. We’ll take care of all the customs fees for orders. So you can shop freely at our store! To celebrate, we’re giving away a $100 Gift Card! Thank you for spreading the word!

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Winner picked Nov 20!

This will likely be the last premade stock drop of 2025 so if you want to grab a premade for a Xmas present then now is the time 😉
oh I will also have pre-orders open for Hexe, Lucifer and Lilith as well as some new acrylic blades Im cutting tomorrow xx #restock

It's time to start our closing down sale!

Today is 15% off, tomorrow will be 20% off, and so on until we hit 40% off. We will not combine orders placed on different days/discounts.

The webstore will close at 10pm 20th Nov 2025 NZDT (1am 20th Nov 2025 PST), so make sure you order before then!

It's been a good while since I've been on here. I had some medical issues that kept me away for a few months, but I'm glad to be back and writing again!

I'm no cephalopod expert, but do I spy a flamboyant cuttlefish-inspired squish? 👀

It's still shark week, as far as I'm concerned. I got this silicone baby bamboo shark from a mermaid themed etsy store ten years ago and just had had to share the little guy! He is currently accepting snoot boops. ☺️

*anatomically corectifies your mothmen*

toy reviewers!!

what is your posting cadence for written reviews? what about for video reviews? 👀

Whenever I get 'em done! Which is closer to once a week during the summer and once a month during the school semester.

Twilight Nebula, soft pastels, brilliant UV, striking glow, and stand out star and moon confetti!

It's taken forever for this game design to work, but finally the pieces are all coming together in Simultaneous Orgasm Chess.

The audio is annoying because I’m a maniac. But I made a worm with worms in it.

A 3d rendering of a CT scan of a Rio Cauca caecilian with transparent body and bone colored skeleton, showing 7 baby caecilians inside, each rendered in a different color - counter-clockwise from tail to head - red, orange, yellow, green, light blue, dark blue, purple.

Say hello to Florida's newest established species, Typhlonectes natans - the Rio Cauca Caecilian! You can read about their relative abundance, distribution, & natural history, in our brand new paper:

journals.ku.edu/reptilesanda...

Here is one individual I CT scanned that had 7 babies inside!

It's Moth Week and I've been joined by Luna and Pearl from
@colorfulcook.bsky.social featuring guest pours by @alchemistechidna.bsky.social
This dynamic duo are based on a Pipevine Swallowtail prompt that I had for my deluxe guided custom Glaucus. Thank you so much for my bug fam. 💙🖤🧡🤍

Monograph on Limacodidae After over a decade of work the Phylogeny of Limacodidae is now published! A multiauthored work with a global approach to building a higher classification of Limacodidae - one that is now followed by ...

good news for the 3 people who care about slug moths:

"Monograph on Limacodidae
After over a decade of work the Phylogeny of Limacodidae is now published! A multiauthored work with a global approach to building a higher classification of Limacodidae"
www.inaturalist.org/posts/115085...

A pink and white dragon dildo with text: Master4Fancy Flash of Prey.

Flash of Prey from @master4fancy.bsky.social is just as gorgeous of the rest of their toys and features really nice texture. The design is visually fantastic - but how does it work out in use?

Check out my thoughts in this review: www.fantasticfrost.com/review-maste...

DROP DAY!
Lots of vibrant goodies landing in the Lab inventory today at 6pm BST.
I’ve tried to include a little bit of everything: dongs, packers, grinders, strokers, budget-friendly toys, in lots of sizes, firmness and colours.

Holy shit, pharyngeal jaws dildo?

It’s drop day! See you today at
⭐️5pm EST⭐️

Our big drop has a restock of insertables, grinders, full-size strokers and mini pens, vibes sleeves, suckers and lots of squishies to choose from!

Rainbow drip cake is back to celebrate our shop anniversary next week!