I'm Gwen

Apparently if you drink and take trazodone, you'll have nightmares about your ex putting your cats in the oven.

Did not make out with a bridesmaid bc they were all there with their boyfriends :(

Why the ceremony is outside in November I have no fucking clue

Going to a wedding. Hope this dress says "I'm gonna make out with a bridesmaid".

I think more fictional women should fucking suck

I love Power, she fucking sucks... stinky, doesn't flush and only loves her cat. Thank you queen, you're absolutely terrible.

My roommate is happy to eat my mistakes, thankfully

I'm trying to perfect this apple cider coffee cake I saw on Instagram. It's sooooo delicious but the batter is soooooo liquid that the crumbles sink into the cake.

Designs based on gorgeous sfkr drag cosplay by velvet caveat and kissloosewillis on Instagram The art depicts cloud looking at Sephiroth with mellow reverence offering black materia, while Sephiroth reaches out to hold it. She has a tender look on her face

#sefikura so I saw some beautiful drag cosplays of sefikura.....

Spotify playlist called "Happy Divorceaversary". Buckle by Florence and the Machine, Bullseye (with Hozier) by Lucy Dacus and You Oughta Know by Alanis Morissette are visible. Playlist cover says "pity party time!! I never win, it's not fair, why me, life sucks."

Coping I guess

My therapist thought I was kidding about something and I had to be like "I'm telling the truth but unfortunately the truth is funny."

PCOS Gang!!! (I don't mind sharing :3)

I'm okay, I'm also putting Buckle by Florence and the Machine into the rotation.

I'd say "same"

Everyone hates my pussy that makes you evil

For some reason like half of all the recipes I make regularly have sun dried tomatoes in them.

The same snake but zoomed out to show how small he is.

I can't emphasize enough how small this snake is

A very small pink corn snake curled up in a fake plant

Can I offer you this picture of Qifrey the Snake in these trying times?

It's my "ask for a divorce"aversary, I can be a little pathetic about everything.

I'm totally healed and over my ex but perhaps I will listen to Bullseye (with Hozier) a few more hundred times.

PENNSYLVANIA

Andrew Cuomo looking down while holding a cup of Dunkin, with the caption "It's Cuover."

HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK I CAN ACTUALLY POST THIS

These dork ass nerds in season 2 of 90 day fiancé are killing me. If I leave my whole life and everything I knew behind to marry some dingus, I better get railed that night.

My personality has come back more or less to full capacity and I'm making it everyone's problem

I am unfortunately incapable of shutting the fuck up. I am unshut-the-fuck-upable.

I too am a union government worker who wants to touch boobs

Denji saying "a testicle devil attacked his balls"

"A fox passing through the wood on business of his own stopped several minutes and sniffed. ‘Hobbits!’ he thought. ‘Well, what next? I have heard of strange doings in this land, but I have seldom heard of a hobbit sleeping out of doors under a tree. Three of them! There’s something mighty queer behind this.’ He was quite right, but he never found out any more about it." jrr tolkien, the fellowship of the ring + a picture of a red fox

Forget Checkov's guns, what modern literature needs is more random Tolkien's foxes that have zero connection to anything else in the story.

He's got that dog in him