Knoxin Vayer

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Fatty Batty 🦇
Comm for @knoxin.bsky.social

A series of sketches of a very fat, very round bat, looking pleased with themselves. A chunk of meat on a bone is stuck in their throat as they struggle to swallow it, and in another a recent "meal" struggles to escape.

Got this amazing sketch page from the equally amazing @kellerkangaroo.bsky.social and I'm just in love with it!

Oh yeah, it came from a a cooler shelf and not like inside a minifridge. So I'm even more confused.

Bought a nesquik at the store today, while people are panicking about the snow.

My disappointment is immeasurable.

*puts on fake antlers*

Happy Nude Bat- shit I meant DEER

DAMMIT, now I ruined the year- shit I meant DEER

I need an extra pair of hands to pull me apart, clearly. Willing to volunteer? ;3

Good, you should get a taste as soon as you can! ;3

Great, that's just how I like it

*sits on your face*

This close enough?

Bro, how's my butthole looking? You think it look alright?

#nsfw #nsfwirl #irlnudes

Aaahhh the perfect white noise to fall asleep to, and an extra comfy pillow for my head~

The duality of vore, for me. Hungry enough to be pred, smol enough to be prey.

You know it's a good holiday when the smoke alarm goes off for 5 minutes at the end of cooking.

Sure, if you insist ~<3

Lmfao my coworker has the best taste in gifts

I don't care how old this is by now, it's the best and ONLY rendition of "All I Want for Christmas is You" that I will listen to.

Sit down Mariah Carey, I don't care about you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQrN9ba8qEM

Tonight's Christmas lunch + dinner is going to be this awesome charcuterie board I put together.

Baked Brie, other cheeses, black pepper salami, full sour pickles, and fig jam.

THIS IS SO CUTE

Except is bats. We're forever-Halloween

Also lookin' hella cute in this pic

Of course the otter would go for the fish sauce xD

Y'all ever just take a shot of Worcestershire sauce while cooking, cuz it tastes so good?

a bat is flying through the air on a gray background . ALT: a bat is flying through the air on a gray background .

I'll supply you with a GIF

Sorry, I was distracted, what were you saying?

*Continues to stare anyway*

I've got some goofy kobold ideas to draw, but the question is "when should I do this?"

Hmmm...

Low effort dick picks from after a shower?

Low effort dick picks from after a shower, it is 👀 🍆

#nsfw #NSFW #nsfwirl #irlnudes

God, I hate when it snows on the weekend. What's the good in having an HOA covered rental if I can't even drive to the main road without the risk of sliding off the mountain? All cuz our street is "private" I now gotta wait until who-knows-when to get to work?

I can report back:

Miraculously, I managed to eat the whole thing.
#FatBat

Tonight's dinner is bright to you by the mood: "I want to be lazy, but LOOK fancy"

Baked potato stuffed with chicken chunks, topped with finely chopped broccoli florets, and DROWNED in homemade gruyere cheese sauce. Topped with the scanttest amount of parsley for ✨ aesthetics ✨

Hell yeah, new t-shirts arrived! Gonna look sick as fuck in these