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Alchemister5

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Director / Producer. Making Esports content since 2001. Former DNP, Blizzard, Eleague, MLG, ESL, GotFragTV and MFAVP.

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As an IR professor, it's depressing that this is outperforming all others as the best theory of US foreign policy

09.03.2026 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 7490    πŸ” 1895    πŸ’¬ 131    πŸ“Œ 81
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a man in a military uniform with the words are we the baddies on the bottom Alt: a man in a military uniform with the words are we the baddies on the bottom

Everyday

09.03.2026 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

OMG they released the deposition videos where they revealed that these two DOGE bros were just feeding grants into ChatGPT and saying "tell me if this is DEI in less than 120 characters."

www.techdirt.com/2026/02/19/d...

09.03.2026 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2179    πŸ” 907    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 50
Country Joe & the Fish - VietNam Song - Live Woodstock 1969 - Full HD Video
YouTube video by Dima T Country Joe & the Fish - VietNam Song - Live Woodstock 1969 - Full HD Video

youtu.be/ft0vkKCadgk?...

09.03.2026 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump's two greatest skills are grifting money and killing Americans.

09.03.2026 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Documents Reveal a Web of Financial Ties Between Trump Officials and the Industries They Help Regulate ProPublica is releasing a trove of disclosure records that detail the finances of more than 1,500 Trump appointees, including former lobbyists, industry executives and at least a dozen officials who d...

Documents reveal a web of financial ties between Trump officials and the industries they help regulate:

ProPublica is releasing a trove of disclosure records that detail the finances of more than 1,500 Trump appointees who declined to identify former clients.

06.03.2026 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2296    πŸ” 1101    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 81

Stop making headlines that say "Trump says...". Tell us what he is doing. Stop spreading his lies.

08.03.2026 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now more than ever I’m convinced losing Anthony Bourdain meant we lost probably the biggest person on tv who advocated for the wonders of meeting new people and calling anyone online who hated learning new cultures the children they were, ruthlessly to the camera.

07.03.2026 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 9544    πŸ” 1558    πŸ’¬ 132    πŸ“Œ 56

And money.

07.03.2026 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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He seems pretty sensitive whenever someone confronts him with evidence that Putin might not be our friend. Even when Fox brings it up.

06.03.2026 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 12273    πŸ” 3836    πŸ’¬ 1078    πŸ“Œ 284
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Dog

06.03.2026 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here
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My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you.
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Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h β€’β€’β€’ My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

β€œI have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

06.03.2026 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 20744    πŸ” 4418    πŸ’¬ 766    πŸ“Œ 1137
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Why Is Alexa+ So Bad? I stuck Amazon’s Echo Show 15 and its Alexa+ AI assistant in my kitchen for a month. Things have not gone well.

By building their voice assistant around generative AI, Amazon has created an Alexa that simply doesn’t work.

Easy tasks, like playing music or pulling up YouTube videos, go haywire.

It’s an AI flop.

www.wired.com/story/why-is...

06.03.2026 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 257    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 16

The takeaway from the success of Iron Lung isn't to fund YouTubers making sci-fi movies about games.

The secret is that Markiplier is a creative person who made something that excited him.

This is also the secret sauce behind Sinners.

There is no repeatable trend. Fund creative people. The end

05.03.2026 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 955    πŸ” 344    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

What is the going rate? I can shut up for a few million.

05.03.2026 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Much like after the Iraq war. If we don't put these lying fucks in jail it will happen again.

05.03.2026 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

05.03.2026 05:17 β€” πŸ‘ 17404    πŸ” 5762    πŸ’¬ 128    πŸ“Œ 102

To be fair, who among us hasn't made plans that snuck up on us unexpectedly, leaving hundreds of people entrusted to our care stranded overseas as bombs rain down on 10 countries, closing airports and sending energy prices soaring worldwide, and instantly destroying billions in market value?

03.03.2026 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 811    πŸ” 208    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 4

Everyday so much bullshit.

03.03.2026 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump’s Iran attacks are β€œterrifying” bc β€œthey seem untethered alike from policy goals and logic” as he β€œoffered a range of half-hearted explanations for his rush to war, but the conflicting excuses only underlined the obvious truth β€” he attacked Iran because he felt like it.” @nberlat.bsky.social

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AI Bros Wanted Trump. Now They Learn What Happens When You Tell HimΒ No. Last year, in Fascism For First Time Founders, I warned the tech industry what happens when you cozy up to authoritarians. As I wrote then: Innovation requires trust. Not just between individuals, but institutional trust. People need to believe that contracts will be enforced, that property rights will be protected, that the rules won’t change arbitrarily based on the whims of whoever’s in charge.

AI Bros Wanted Trump. Now They Learn What Happens When You Tell HimΒ No.

Last year, in Fascism For First Time Founders, I warned the tech industry what happens when you cozy up to authoritarians. As I wrote then: Innovation requires trust. Not just between individuals, but institutional trust.…

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When Ya Get Drafted
YouTube video by Dead Kennedys - Topic When Ya Get Drafted

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01.03.2026 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is fucking shocking, and while i know politics journalists think it's clichΓ© to point this out, a democratic president would be impeached for delivering this speech in this way, and rightly so.

01.03.2026 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3472    πŸ” 682    πŸ’¬ 99    πŸ“Œ 22

How are the fixes to outlaws?

28.02.2026 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am sure glad the sound can't go through those thin drapes or up the roof.

28.02.2026 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a captain america costume says " i understood that reference " ALT: a man in a captain america costume says " i understood that reference "
28.02.2026 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

there are a lot of people working in the government right now who want to intentionally trigger an apocalypse to create the conditions for the return of jesus christ and I know how crazy that sounds but its absolutely true

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Sad Theme of Team America
YouTube video by NHEHEHEHE Sad Theme of Team America

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28.02.2026 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My entire adult life

28.02.2026 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3627    πŸ” 1146    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 7