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Director / Producer. Making Esports content since 2001. Former DNP, Blizzard, Eleague, MLG, ESL, GotFragTV and MFAVP.

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The takeaway from the success of Iron Lung isn't to fund YouTubers making sci-fi movies about games.

The secret is that Markiplier is a creative person who made something that excited him.

This is also the secret sauce behind Sinners.

There is no repeatable trend. Fund creative people. The end

05.03.2026 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 240    πŸ” 84    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

What is the going rate? I can shut up for a few million.

05.03.2026 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Much like after the Iraq war. If we don't put these lying fucks in jail it will happen again.

05.03.2026 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

05.03.2026 05:17 β€” πŸ‘ 15112    πŸ” 4853    πŸ’¬ 121    πŸ“Œ 93

To be fair, who among us hasn't made plans that snuck up on us unexpectedly, leaving hundreds of people entrusted to our care stranded overseas as bombs rain down on 10 countries, closing airports and sending energy prices soaring worldwide, and instantly destroying billions in market value?

03.03.2026 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 811    πŸ” 210    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 4

Everyday so much bullshit.

03.03.2026 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump’s Iran attacks are β€œterrifying” bc β€œthey seem untethered alike from policy goals and logic” as he β€œoffered a range of half-hearted explanations for his rush to war, but the conflicting excuses only underlined the obvious truth β€” he attacked Iran because he felt like it.” @nberlat.bsky.social

03.03.2026 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 472    πŸ” 94    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 2
AI Bros Wanted Trump. Now They Learn What Happens When You Tell HimΒ No. Last year, in Fascism For First Time Founders, I warned the tech industry what happens when you cozy up to authoritarians. As I wrote then: Innovation requires trust. Not just between individuals, but institutional trust. People need to believe that contracts will be enforced, that property rights will be protected, that the rules won’t change arbitrarily based on the whims of whoever’s in charge.

AI Bros Wanted Trump. Now They Learn What Happens When You Tell HimΒ No.

Last year, in Fascism For First Time Founders, I warned the tech industry what happens when you cozy up to authoritarians. As I wrote then: Innovation requires trust. Not just between individuals, but institutional trust.…

02.03.2026 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 4
02.03.2026 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2800    πŸ” 396    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 12
When Ya Get Drafted
YouTube video by Dead Kennedys - Topic When Ya Get Drafted

youtu.be/-k38Das-Gmg?...

01.03.2026 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is fucking shocking, and while i know politics journalists think it's clichΓ© to point this out, a democratic president would be impeached for delivering this speech in this way, and rightly so.

01.03.2026 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3475    πŸ” 682    πŸ’¬ 100    πŸ“Œ 22

How are the fixes to outlaws?

28.02.2026 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am sure glad the sound can't go through those thin drapes or up the roof.

28.02.2026 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a man in a captain america costume says " i understood that reference " ALT: a man in a captain america costume says " i understood that reference "
28.02.2026 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

there are a lot of people working in the government right now who want to intentionally trigger an apocalypse to create the conditions for the return of jesus christ and I know how crazy that sounds but its absolutely true

28.02.2026 11:54 β€” πŸ‘ 10142    πŸ” 2587    πŸ’¬ 320    πŸ“Œ 397
Sad Theme of Team America
YouTube video by NHEHEHEHE Sad Theme of Team America

youtu.be/oPrQoowkc0I?...

28.02.2026 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My entire adult life

28.02.2026 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3614    πŸ” 1138    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 7

So we are at war with:
Iran
Venezuela
Any boat in the ocean
Cuba
American people

28.02.2026 13:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Powertrip
YouTube video by Fragile Porcelain Mice - Topic Powertrip

youtu.be/cmfqazRusnE?...

28.02.2026 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Sam Altman tweet:

Tonight, we reached an agreement with the Department of War to deploy our models in their classified network.

In all of our interactions, the DoW displayed a deep respect for safety and a desire to partner to achieve the best possible outcome.

AI safety and wide distribution of benefits are the core of our mission. Two of our most important safety principles are prohibitions on domestic mass surveillance and human responsibility for the use of force, including for autonomous weapon systems.  The DoW agrees with these principles, reflects them in law and policy, and we put them into our agreement.

We also will build technical safeguards to ensure our models behave as they should, which the DoW also wanted. We will deploy FDEs to help with our models and to ensure their safety, we will deploy on cloud networks only.

We are asking the DoW to offer these same terms to all AI companies, which in our opinion we think everyone should be willing to accept. We have expressed our strong desire to see things de-escalate away from legal and governmental actions and towards reasonable agreements.

We remain committed to serve all of humanity as best we can. The world is a complicated, messy, and sometimes dangerous place.

Sam Altman tweet: Tonight, we reached an agreement with the Department of War to deploy our models in their classified network. In all of our interactions, the DoW displayed a deep respect for safety and a desire to partner to achieve the best possible outcome. AI safety and wide distribution of benefits are the core of our mission. Two of our most important safety principles are prohibitions on domestic mass surveillance and human responsibility for the use of force, including for autonomous weapon systems. The DoW agrees with these principles, reflects them in law and policy, and we put them into our agreement. We also will build technical safeguards to ensure our models behave as they should, which the DoW also wanted. We will deploy FDEs to help with our models and to ensure their safety, we will deploy on cloud networks only. We are asking the DoW to offer these same terms to all AI companies, which in our opinion we think everyone should be willing to accept. We have expressed our strong desire to see things de-escalate away from legal and governmental actions and towards reasonable agreements. We remain committed to serve all of humanity as best we can. The world is a complicated, messy, and sometimes dangerous place.

My goodness.

28.02.2026 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2692    πŸ” 580    πŸ’¬ 149    πŸ“Œ 660

It is difficult to get across just how impossibly stupid this is.

27.02.2026 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 670    πŸ” 80    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 4
With Netflix Retreat, Trump Ally Larry Ellison Will Soon Own Warner Brothers, HBO, CNN, CBS, Paramount, Discovery, And Part OfΒ TikTok Netflix has retreated from its protracted bidding war with Larry Ellison for control of Warner Brothers, giving the Trump ally likely control of Warner, CNN, and HBO. In a statement, Netflix co-CEOs Ted Sarandos and Greg Peters said that Paramount's latest offer made the acquisition financially irresponsible: "The transaction we negotiated would have created shareholder value with a clear path to regulatory approval.

With Netflix Retreat, Trump Ally Larry Ellison Will Soon Own Warner Brothers, HBO, CNN, CBS, Paramount, Discovery, And Part OfΒ TikTok

Netflix has retreated from its protracted bidding war with Larry Ellison for control of Warner Brothers, giving the Trump ally likely control of Warner, CNN, and…

27.02.2026 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

I've reported 2-3 stories in my career that have sucked the spirit out of my body and this was one of them. But! Seeing the response of the fgc to help their brother genuinely put it right back. Im humbled to have been trusted with this. Help your neighbors friends those in need are all around you.

26.02.2026 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2162    πŸ” 887    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 1

the party that wants to require ID to vote abruptly invalidating a thousand people’s IDs overnight seems like a pretty giant flashing red light

26.02.2026 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 12898    πŸ” 4777    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 109

Abolish ICE.
Break up the media companies.

26.02.2026 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I look forward to doing age verification on my 22 year old steam account.

26.02.2026 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I keep waiting for Trump to reinstate leaded gasoline.

26.02.2026 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Hackers Expose The Massive Surveillance Stack Hiding Inside Your β€œAge Verification” Check We've been saying this for years now, and we're going to keep saying it until the message finally sinks in: mandatory age verification creates massive, centralized honeypots of sensitive biometric data that will inevitably be breached. Every single time. And every single time it happens, the politicians who mandated these systems and the companies that built them act shockedβ€”

Hackers Expose The Massive Surveillance Stack Hiding Inside Your β€œAge Verification” Check

We've been saying this for years now, and we're going to keep saying it until the message finally sinks in: mandatory age verification creates massive, centralized honeypots of sensitive biometric data that…

25.02.2026 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

The guy who staged a failed coup last time is building a massive personal militia staffed with lawless thugs. At this point it’s just naΓ―ve not to see where this is going.

25.02.2026 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4509    πŸ” 1630    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 51

Indeed. And do you know what kind of an as absolute bunch of bespittled, shit-flinging troglodytes you have to be to get the Canadian people mad at you? Do you know how badly you have to behave in public, day after self-degrading day to lose their friendship?

25.02.2026 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1630    πŸ” 292    πŸ’¬ 65    πŸ“Œ 9