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Not being funny but why are some Rocky Horror callbacks 5 minutes long, like you are a self insert character at that point

If the Mukbanger don’t swallow I don’t wanna SEE

Deeply obsessed with the Walmart Heart Cake TikTok drama, just heard someone describe Walmart as “selling vintage heart shaped cakes for unfairly low prices”

Would love to see this level of delulu discourse around Colin the caterpillar cakes

SampVevo - Twitch Scoobying my Doos in the Sims Twos

Streaming the sims 2 right now if anyone wants a hit of nostalgia xox

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Why does Bluesky have quiche Lorraine bots

I am SICK of tiktoks starting with “did you know if you just…” and then tell you an entire recipe!!! No I did not know that’s how I can make a super easy cheesy quiche Lorraine mz debby, it’s not common sense I fear!!

This is like Killing Eve #thetraitors

Joella reminds me so much of Rachel Reilly but I can’t explain it

Helpful!

Pingu would make such a good Glinda

Ru refusing to say Rileasa Slaves name but only calling Lydia B Kollins “Butthole” has me weeeeeping #DragRace

Listened to Ethel Cain Perverts whilst watching Skinamarink and it opened a portal

SampVevo - Twitch Playing spooky games and probably talking about glee. Please sign my petition to get Rachel Berry as a killer in dead by daylight. Lets meet at the Malt Shop for a hot chocletey milkshake :3

Gonna get back on my twitch streaming nonsense Tuesdays at 7pm GMT! First one tonight!! Gonna probs get cyber bullied to death on roblox or dead by daylight or both!! X

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Keep seeing Suzie Toot anytime I close my eyes

Do you think Livi asked Elen at the round table, “so is it one L or two? No reason.” #thetraitors

I’m not a furry but I can absolutely admire the charm and charisma of Gromit

I was like, damn they’ve really gifted huntress lovers well with this skin

Every time I see this album I think it’s someone loading into a Dead By Daylight match

Lord I’ve seen what you’ve done for Cirie and Neda, please do unto Britney Haynes the same

Happy to share my Edinburgh fringe show predictions for 2025

Can’t explain why but Luigi Mangione feels like a perfect name for the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Me: Hi Hellofresh thank you for my dinners every week, maybe we could have a bit more variety in vegetables? Would love an asparagus or broccoli or pepper every now and then. Love your work xox

Hellofresh: greem beans:)

This does nothing for my Kurt from Glee comparisons

Just call me a slur Spotify

Why does Wicked sometimes feel like a retelling of My So-Called Life? Check out the new episode of Matt's So-Cast Pod for a chat with @thesamantharei.bsky.social + @sampvevo.bsky.social + Terrence Moss ... plus my 2019 interview with Wicked author Gregory Maguire! Out now: https://buff.ly/4igfnR7

In the Wizard and I, Elphaba doesn’t say “I’ll make good” she says “I’ll make Goo” a subtle nod to her being melted into goo by Dorothy

I think interest in the Simpson’s would absolutely sky rocket again if they just made Simpson’s Hit and Run 2

Every time I play Roblox the snakes there is this player called Amber and she makes my life HELL she is so rude and fights me every time and she’s ALWAYS THERE. Amber if you are here I am begging for a truce

Playing singstar with the family and my mum sees Time After Time and says “this song always makes me think of when i scraped my knuckles on sugary biscuits in Barcelona” ???????????

The fact that Ru has had to sit through 2 “this is how you piss” stand up routine #DRUK