Uncle Bacon 🥓 damonstewart

Take the next two days off, then come back to the table

04.03.2026 02:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You didn’t have to share this part of the trip!

03.03.2026 03:01 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m sorry, sir. Something summoned me, fortunately I do not own a car. Can shut one off, if required .

03.03.2026 02:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I feel for the kid

02.03.2026 00:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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Mentality is

01.03.2026 23:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

LoL. Way to go, @proreferees.bsky.social. I’m a neutral, and you’ve done it yet again.

01.03.2026 23:10 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Update:

01.03.2026 22:37 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

So…you planned for disaster?

01.03.2026 03:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Christmas tree on its side, dumped by someone on Feb 28, 2026.

Discarded Christmas tree now stood up.

Found this unfortunate kid. Had to get him stood up. Might have had one too many at Oz.

28.02.2026 23:19 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

I’m sorry sir, there’s a kit release tomorrow 🌁 bsky.app/profile/goba...

25.02.2026 04:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

All you need is a chance

24.02.2026 06:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bad night for the entire officiating crew. REALLY bad crew.

23.02.2026 08:09 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m here for ya. I know a guy that has an extra

23.02.2026 01:44 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Fun night. LFG 🤜🤛

23.02.2026 01:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Six, count ‘em, 6 suspects. Have a feeling the seventh, likely the most wanted, might be Notorious LP for framing them up.

22.02.2026 22:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

LoL

22.02.2026 22:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hey @soundersfc.com,
Make an offer to Weston McKennie…
PLEASE

22.02.2026 00:35 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yo, @reignfc.com preseason match from Coachella, is on channel 13+ on our local tv

21.02.2026 21:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🖕🥕

21.02.2026 21:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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Just $19.74

21.02.2026 04:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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I get the same thing on my desktop

20.02.2026 21:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yup.

20.02.2026 21:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Y’all ballers… appreciate you (all) 🤘
Looking forward to the arrival.

18.02.2026 06:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

💙

15.02.2026 23:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@cocktailmd.bsky.social Gonna stop by soon (not tonight), laughing while banterg about moves and sh¡t. Can I get a holla back (LoL)? In the least, we have next 2/22.

15.02.2026 23:44 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Not a fan of an RBW move without good club benefits. GOOD for him to get playing time boost…Nat’s and all that, but meh on bennies for club 🤷

15.02.2026 23:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I feel the same.

15.02.2026 23:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

JO - so why make the deal? Seems like he’s someone we would not necessarily want to part ways with.

15.02.2026 23:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Who’s gonna spill the beans?

15.02.2026 22:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Small backstory: Duff was in Sweden and went to their show. Was blown away. Ghost then played that night at El Corozon.

15.02.2026 22:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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