General Boles

"excusez-moi, aimeriez-vous être premier ministre de la France"

I’m your new Council Leader, please direct me to the waste dept

- You mean refuse?

No the dept that wastes all the money. I’m going to abolish it

- There isn’t one

What about the DEI dept that gives all the jobs to minorities?

- No

The one that gives all the houses to
Migrants?

- Again, no

*gasp*

I'll stop now

Donald Trump touching the glowing orb

i know Mysterious Glowing Orb hands when i see them

If something’s not working, you should stop it | Robert Hutton | The Critic Magazine “If something’s not working, you should stop it.” Say what you like about Kemi Badenoch, no one can match her when it comes to giving a straight-faced delivery of a self-undermining line.

"If something's not working..." my SKETCH of the unassailably, frankly unreasonably confident Kemi Badenoch.

"if this comes over my fence one more time you won't be getting it back"

From ping-pong champ to Nosferatu in just a few short years.

“But now we’ve got the recipe…”

no wait I've found a better one

Is that one of the Rees-Moggs? They all look the same to me.

Joe Biden would get a little hoarse and sometimes need a nap while proficiently leading the nation and free world, Jake Tapper will have you know

Bronzer - Chanel Les Beiges Bronzing Cream

Hair - Vidal Sassoon's less talented grandson

Eyebrows - model's own (inspired by Denis Healey)

Donald Trump's emerged after 5 days hiding from the cameras and he is THE PICTURE OF HEALTH

TBF the Tory party were getting away with it for far too long, Badenoch felt destiny calling and believed she's a star but someone should tell her they're out to get you and she's got to say something and not just keep waltzing along etc etc

something something born of frustration

- I saw James here back in the 90s when it was the G-MEX

- don't

- and now it's the venue for #CPC25

- I'm begging you not to

- THERES PLENTY OF ROOM TO SIT DOWN

Been to Manchester central complex many times for conferences and rarely has the main hall been so light on outside exhibitors. Lots of padding with empty stands put up by central party

Greens Vote To Make Abolishing Landlords Party Policy The Green Party has voted for a motion that makes abolishing landlords party policy.

The Green Party has voted for a motion that makes abolishing landlords party policy

The motion, reported by PolHome on Friday, was supported by a large majority of members at the party's conference in Bournemouth on Sunday

There's a Jay & Silent Oscar Bobb joke here somewhere but I can't quite figure it out #MCFC

well yes but let's just enjoy the likes shall we

Packed hall for Toby Young.

She blamed the ECHR for us taking too long to build things, and yeah, it's true, convention rights do make planning longer, but uh, are you against that particular set of convention rights? Huge if so!

I've seen more flags outside the big Sainsbury #CPC25

Surprised to see John Howard at #CPC25 given I thought he died 10 years ago

Looked perfectly normal from this angle

Might do a separate sketch on Matthew Syed's speech, which is the most batshit crazy thing I have heard from a conference stage in years. And believe me, I've seen some things.

Christian fundamentalist morality police. If these guys were Muslims this would be a national panic.

bsky.app/profile/mike...

please stop