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I always go with ACUTE (three vowels, straight off the bat), but don’t remember it ever coming up.

I got it in three today. Guess it was a bit of a you-know-what.

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Trump says Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei is dead after US-Israeli strikes Trump describes Khamenei as

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I tried, couldn’t fit it in the parcel slot.

This is absolutely fucking brilliant.

Yes.

I had an ‘83 Colt, briefly.

It was about the time Australia introduced ethanol into unleaded petrol. The Colt did not like that, destroyed the carburettor a few times.

Also, the electrical system appeared to be haunted, that’s the only explanation 👻

Self awareness is not a trait this type is known for.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing people local newspaper reporters are rarified elites instead of ink-stained wretches driving their Honda Civic to a crime scene so you know don’t have to rely on Nextdoor and the police press release.

I was about to write exactly this.

Trump started stupid and has got worse as dementia takes its grip.

Imagine a Fox newsroom if AOC tweeted about “covfefe”, confused Iceland and Greenland…or was named thousands of times in a convicted sex-traffickers papers.

"I have body slammed countless chimps. It's the only way to make them respect you. " -ann Goodall

I love Jane Goodall.

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Great work NOTAMs, now this guy feel excluded.

Liz Truss Recalls Meeting Queen Elizabeth 2 Days Before Her Death: 'No Idea...Things Were So Imminent'

An incontinent dementia patient poses with a lettuce.

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Screenshot from 1987 Sierra game “Police Quest”.

Mid 1990’s school typing test.

Got the highest possible score, before starting training.

Teacher asked me how, only guess was late 1980’s games like “Police Quest” where you had to type every command, with correct spelling, to do anything.

You can’t go ‘the Epstein files are boring, who cares?’ and then the next week write a tabloid hit piece on grace tame where you complain that ‘no one talks about child sexual abuse victims anymore’

Far right grifters are such losers

Imagine a photo of the Sydney Harbour Bridge, but someone stuffed up the aspect ratio…

Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.

Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.

Every American needs to watch this:

Will the USA ever have the common sense to elect AOC President?

I got two with this one.

See the original one, before the IOC told them it was too political to show Toussaint Louverture, the man who led the slave rebellion against French colonists, on their uniforms?

*drools

Person: say, i am alive. Computer: I am alive. Person: oh my god.

(50’s radio voice): “dump a load with us…”

Undoubtedly- Singing, acting, dancing, and somehow staying in sync with those puppet things which just happen to be beside them.