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Marissa Urias

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GAGE teammates have confirmed the Crains moved to France a month ago. The rumor is Avoine but I have not seen that confirmed. I'm seeing a lot of people wishcasting a country change but I think people are better off not speculating until they say something.

26.02.2026 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a military uniform is wearing a hat and looking at the camera . ALT: a man in a military uniform is wearing a hat and looking at the camera .

You mean "Colonial order", I suppose?

30.01.2026 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

.... how do you not know this is offensive. It's not the 1980s anymore.

30.01.2026 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

"Western order"

You mean incorrect order

30.01.2026 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The chinese team didn’t come to play. Someone needs to correct the order of their names

30.01.2026 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m looking forward to see if Malone Brody or Richard Fred will be attending.

All names presented using eastern naming conventions

30.01.2026 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I've started adding domestic rhythmic scores from major RG countries to my score tracker. Here is my reasoning:

28.01.2026 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think @USAGym needs to answer some questions about why someone under investigation by Safe Sport was a member of the International Elite Committee which was writing the rules and policies of the elite program.

23.12.2025 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This feels appropriate to reshare at the moment

23.12.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Reality of WOGA Back and GAGE Ankles: Peer Matching with Hill's Gymnastics Now that we know the numbers for the WOGA and GAGE coaches, it's time to take a look at how those numbers stand up against their peers.

This week we're looking at a how WOGA and GAGE stack up against one of their peers

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08.12.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Reality of WOGA Back and GAGE Ankles: Al and Armine Fong We've finally reached the most infamous coaching duo in American artistic gymnastics, Al Fong and Armine Barutyan-Fong.

This one is.....a lot 😬

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25.11.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Aaaand people have already decided that because these coaches are considered two of The Good Ones, sure they're not responsible for any injuries under their watch and this information is meaningless

19.11.2025 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Reality of WOGA Back and GAGE Ankles: Laurent and Cecile Landi We look into the injury rate of the most high-profile coaching couple in modern day gymnastics, the Landis.

This ended up being so, so much bigger than I thought 🫠

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18.11.2025 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Thank you Rebeca Andrade for your services to history and sport.

18.11.2025 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And Skinner is claiming she "qualified" for the 2016 Olympic team and was "moved" to alternate. I hope USAG never honors her for anything in the future.

18.11.2025 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

Me: "Skinner is claiming she was removed from the 2016 Olympic team because of DEI."
Friend: "If by DEI you mean 'can do bars'"
Me: "Bars, the true Woke Apparatus."

18.11.2025 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

All Japan Team Championships, Chinese National Games (not including event finals), Bundesliga, Latvian WAG Championships all updated into the spreadsheet. Unsorted for the moment.

17.11.2025 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Kyle Albrecht named USA Gymnastics President and CEO β€’ USA Gymnastics USA Gymnastics on Tuesday announced Kyle Albrecht as its next President and CEO. A national and international sports executive, he will begin his tenure January 1, 2026.

#gymnastics

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11.11.2025 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Reality of WOGA Back and GAGE Ankles: Valeri Liukin A look at one of the most illustrious, and infamous, coaches in US gymnastics

The patterns are patterning 😬

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10.11.2025 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Apoyo a Isa y Cami- Seleccionadas Nacionales para Mundial Jr, organized by Alejandra Rodriguez Hola!!!! Isa y Cami son dos gimnastas mexicanas que lograron … Alejandra Rodriguez necesita tu apoyo para Apoyo a Isa y Cami- Seleccionadas Nacionales para Mundial Jr

Fundraiser for Isa and Cami, 2 Mexican gymnasts who qualified for the Jr World Championships, Philippines.
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06.11.2025 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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The Reality of WOGA Back and GAGE Ankles: Yevgeny Marchenko A look at the injury rate of one of the most famous, beloved coaches in US gymnastics

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03.11.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"If Melnikova is disqualified does that mean Skye gets a medal?"

Do people who say this kind of thing realize they are giving ammunition to Russian voices that say the ban is about eliminating competition for US athletes?

02.11.2025 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
2025 World Gymnastics Championships Preview l Episode 82
YouTube video by Neutral Deductions 2025 World Gymnastics Championships Preview l Episode 82

PODCAST: 2025 World Gymnastics Championships Preview l Episode 82

We cover:

- The Israeli CAS Case
- Battle AA
- Who currently owns the highest D/Total score for each event plus our pick for who will win each event and who the dark horse is who can steal it away

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfWW...

13.10.2025 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Decoding Connections: Balance Beam Today we’re continuing our journey through the world of connection bonuses!

We're back and we're decoding the connections on balance beam!

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08.09.2025 13:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Decoding the Connection Bonus: Uneven Bars This week we’re getting into one of the most exciting – and contentious – parts of a difficulty score: the connection bonus.

We're back to our regularly scheduled programming! This week we're breaking down connection bonuses on the uneven bars:

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25.08.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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US Judging in 2025 and the Consequences of a Lack of Oversight While US domestic scoring has always been a hot topic of discussion within the world of gymnastics, there's growing evidence of serious systemic issues at play.

We're taking a short break from our regularly scheduled programming and taking a look at the US judging problem.

What is it, how long has it been going on, and what might be the cause? Click the link to find out!

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18.08.2025 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Decoding the Composition Requirement: Balance Beam In this week’s edition, we’re decoding what’s expected of an elite balance beam routine.

Today we're breaking down even more composition requirements, this time on the balance beam!

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04.08.2025 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Decoding the Composition Requirement: Uneven Bars We’re continuing our journey to decode the code of points by delving into the world of composition requirements!

This week we're decoding the different composition requirements on uneven bars, including a break down of the different grip styles!

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28.07.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not you being a Grace hater πŸ˜” smh justice for my girl who saved the town AND her daughter

26.07.2025 08:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is holding a checkered flag and says the level of unprofessionalism far too much . ALT: a man is holding a checkered flag and says the level of unprofessionalism far too much .
25.07.2025 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0