Ardy the Fedora Fox

Takin a night in the woods to a whole different level. Dont wander into forests alone, kids! Or do. Cause the furries might get you! Of course, a furry party in the woods is peak aff!

How old was I when I first did these
- kissing: 18
- having a partner: 17
- sex: Got head at 16 (18 for anal)
- alcohol: 13 (A sip from dad's beer lol)
- smoking: never
- weed: 20
- skipping school: never (I was a good noodle)
- drugs: Never
- piercing: ears at 21

Gonna be real when I say that youre the best meal id ever have! After all, all furries are a snack. Especially yall! Yall are the best snack UwU. I could overeat just by lookin at ya. God, im such a furry f@g

Lowkey, work sucks sometimes. But being a furry and dressing up in a fursuit and dancing around? Thats the opposite of suckin! I love my silly lil costume! Its very cute :3 And I love furries :3

This is some solid advice that all furries need to keep in mind. No matter what happens, things will never stay hard! After all, if we stayed hard all the time, after a while it'd just hurt. So, remember, ya furry, things get soft and easy eventually.

And then they dressed up like furry baddy daddies, and found out they in fact did like it. So, now they dress up as furry baddy daddies all the time. Its a furries tale as old as furry time. No regurts tho lmao

As I always say, if there are 2 wolves inside of you, the furry con is going well. If it sounds like a duck is in your ass? Well, that means the furries room party went well haha. And sometimes you just gotta congratulate your furry bros on their hard work :3

POV this is my dream at a furry con. Imagine your fursuit crush came over and started flirting with ya? I personally would melt. Of course, crackin would be a necessity after that. Any other furries relate? :3

How many furries fell through the furry hater to furry lover pipeline? Honestly, I wouldnt be the keat bit suprised to hear that most of us have gotten sucked into the fandom by hating on it. Which means all people who currently hate furries are doomed to join us :3

Bro deserves desert for buying me dinner. And this furry is happy to provide a cream filled snack hehe. This special treatment available to all my furry bros :3

Im certain that all autistic furries wpuld be ecstatic for a pawjob while watching a train roll by! After all, we all love trains, and we all love pawjobs! So, combine the two, and you enter furry heaven.

As you can tell, I ended up not finishing the music video haha. But, im proud of how this video turned out. Depending on how you guys feel about this, I may finish it one day. In the meantime, check out @Betu on tiktok. theyre a furry musician who makes great music! All furries should check em out

Im pretty sure my parents want their money back on their investment. Too bad this furry is non-refundable! Also atp they gave up on being disappointed in furries, and have just started vibin with us anyway

POV my normie friends when I had a conversation about my furry friends. Thankfully they came to understand how furries actually work. They still think im weird, but I flex on all the ass I get, so they shut up about it haha.

DRINK! WATSR! YOU! BOTTOM! BITCH!!! Yes, I know you havent drank enough water today, cause furries almost never drink enough water! Dont be part of the statistics! Be part of the change! Be a furry that drinks water!

This is lowkey how most furries be though! I mean, its all accurate aff! Cause, furries be a spicy and H0r^y group of people. Including this furry. But no regurts, we hella fun! :3

Im pretty sure its well established that Sir Mix-A-Lot is a totally furry coded artist. That mofo would be in heaven at a furry convention. Lowkey, im in heaven at furry conventions. Im Drowning in all of yall cute furries, its peak aff! Hence why im dancin like this haha!

A good dad joke heals the soul. A bad dad joke? Well, a bad dad joke makes you become a furry. Maybe this video will explain why I am what I am. Nah, just kiddin. I love furries, theyd never make only dad jokes... cause our brain rot is fur reel lolll

Aww, poor gay Furries, having never seen their girlfriend before. Probably because theyre gay, bless their poor hearts. But, its okay. At least you can relate to this furry, as well as all of the other fuzzbutts who are gay furries.

Very important question to any and all furries? Do furries Fart? Bottom Text

This is for all yall cute furries. Yall are all yummy snacks :3 Although my favorite snack is my cute and amazing partner @Nova Opossum on tiktok. But, yall cute furry baddies are also snacks :3

What can I say? I love booty! I love the poopoo factory! And im sure all furries can relate to this! Cause, when the Fuzz (furry huzz) shows you their booty hole, how could someone resist? Ya just know its snack time :3

God I fucking love the furry fandom! This fandom has allowed me to meet sooo many amazing people! Furries are soo cool! There is so many interesting and unique people you can meet! Its just, *ughh* so amazing and fun!

Anyone else ever get stuck in their suits? Im certain other furries have forgotten that they have a collar on. And, since they forgot, they panicked when they couldn't escape! Then, like the dumb furry they are, they remember the collar, and are able to take the suit off. Thats just how it do be!

One of the best parts about being a furry is having the ability to wag your tail whenever you feel happy! This default emote comes equipped on all furries lmao. Its just that peakk

Staff gave me permission, so im fursuitin at rock city! Such a pretty mountain! Honestly, it'd be a fun place to get a bunch of furries together and take furry photos. Anyone wanna join me? :3

Based on a video made by @Floof on tiktok. Also, all jokes! This furry didnt actually crash listening to Breaking Benjamin lmao. Someone ran into me while goin down a sideroad lol. Also the accident was like 2 years ago haha. Dont worry, ya furries! I can still hump my car! :3

Do you know why they call it a pawjob? Its cause you gotta work for em paws hehe. Nah, all my furry homies know that a Firm Handshake never hurt a friendship. After all, all furries deserve a firm car handshake, ya know? :3
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POV most furries pep talks right before they go to a room party where they get brutally molested by 16 autistic clowns. But, hey, if the shoe fits lmao. Cause we all know something else will fit in that kinda furry. Im "totally" not talking about myself UwU

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