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Props to whomever named him because Mark Wayne Mullin is 99% certain to join the ranks of John Wayne Gacy, Lee Harvey Oswald, etc but jamming the two names together seems to have worked to avoid it (for now)

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair and making a funny face . Alt: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair and making a funny face .

Here is my trade grade on the Bills acquiring DJ Moore plus a fifth for a second and then guaranteeing him a big chunk of 2028 salary:

Sure, but have you considered that Mr. Beane has approximately zero percent chance of being around in 2028 to deal with that?

He's everything they need

He's everything inside of them that they wish they can be

My actual answer. Such a great build up and a graceful melody that would go perfect in that environment. Plus starting and ending with "And I love her so, I wouldn't trade her for gold" for a routine eventually etched in the history books is iconic bsky.app/profile/rjwh...

Pretty easily "Gold" from the movie (and then Broadway musical) Once ...

Cause if your skin was soil,

How long do you think before they start digging?

If your life was gold,

How long would you think you'd stay livin'?

Hey!

Hey!

And I love her so,

I wouldn't trade her for gold

Lowkey Jack Black's rendition of Wicked Game would go hard

Van Gogh interviewing for a chauffer position after falling on hard times:

Might seem counterintuitive, but hiring Klint Kubiak seems to me that it'd be better not to take Fernando Mendoza No. 1. If he can turn a journeyman into a Super Bowl winning QB, why not invest in a few low-cost options that fit his offense and take an elite talent at another position at No. 1?

Buddy, you got to move on. She's dating a ski instructor now.

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People will talk about Drake Maye failing on the biggest stage but I'd be more worried about what we saw from Vrabel and McDaniels than the QB, who had no shot with what they gave him

People saying Vrabel should've gone for 2, I'm just happy he didn't try to punt

Amazing what happens when you start throwing it to your best WR

Would be interesting if someone asked Vrabel in one of those sideline interviews how many quarters he thinks there are in a Super Bowl

Let Milton Williams make all the head coaching decisions, at least he hasn't given up

You are going to have to get fourth downs to win this game, so not going for it on fourth and 1 says you have accepted you're not winning this game

Props to Bad Bunny. Don't know the music but that was a lot of fun, the production was incredible and he should share his charisma with some of the rest of us

The Patriots offense is struggling because the Patriots offense is not throwing to Mack Hollins

That was nearly a disaster for both teams in the matter of 2 seconds on the same play

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2 for 2

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Patriots 19, Seahawks 17. Game decided on a safety. Good luck everyone!

This simple three minute secret will lead to 30 minutes of enjoyment later seems vaguely familiar but unable to put my finger on it

Me talking to my noob friends as we play the last of us: north pole on coop mode

"You have my sword."

"And my axe."

Me, hands behind my back deciding whether I'm about to make the biggest fool of myself in Middle Earth: "..........."

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Getting way closer to my lifelong dream of seeing a linebacker sent to the penalty box for a flagrant two

Don't think this is going to work well, can't imagine he'll be able to throw the ball properly with his fingers like that

When you say go after, do you mean try to sign them to opinion page deals?