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an article with a section "Breaking free from the butthole" - you know it's good

22.11.2025 14:48 — 👍 52    🔁 9    💬 3    📌 2
22.11.2025 15:42 — 👍 37    🔁 9    💬 1    📌 0
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Vidal Dax i am a succubus what feeds off the sadness of men

reminder: i am currently in crushing debt due to not being paid/employed for a year and a half (and losing all of my belongings in a flood my insurance refused to cover)

i am going to have to file bankruptcy AND empty my 401K to stay afloat if i don’t find work soon. anything at all helps

13.11.2025 22:42 — 👍 69    🔁 84    💬 3    📌 3

This is how "fast fashion" works. This is how it has always worked. There is no such thing as a robot sewing-machine. Only women, and starvation wages. This was true 150 years ago. And it's true now.

20.11.2025 09:19 — 👍 64    🔁 38    💬 2    📌 0

lotta people don't realize this but those little marbles the hippos are so hungry hungry for are, that's right, pure protein

20.11.2025 12:52 — 👍 27    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0
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Completely normal and totally hinged thing for a president to post.

20.11.2025 15:52 — 👍 1415    🔁 288    💬 177    📌 44

Protons

20.11.2025 19:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

inflatable corn maze

09.11.2025 03:50 — 👍 478    🔁 24    💬 38    📌 4

I much appreciate the support and am a huge fan of your work, but my name is Vivian Wilson❤️

07.11.2025 22:28 — 👍 3139    🔁 284    💬 31    📌 7

🤡🤡🤡

07.11.2025 22:34 — 👍 1087    🔁 148    💬 21    📌 0

I was just talking with my girlfriend last week about this and how there's like a concrete event horizon beyond which "money can't buy happiness" becomes true

07.11.2025 22:34 — 👍 342    🔁 52    💬 1    📌 0
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He should call it And Another Thing

07.11.2025 22:51 — 👍 1537    🔁 199    💬 55    📌 8

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07.11.2025 22:56 — 👍 360    🔁 24    💬 17    📌 3

Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market.

This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.

07.11.2025 22:56 — 👍 9886    🔁 3856    💬 104    📌 179

congrats to everyone for thinking this through before signing very big contracts to put it on every student’s device at the school or university you run

07.11.2025 23:24 — 👍 3572    🔁 997    💬 10    📌 10

consumer spending sentiment is at the lowest since both 2008 and 2020. did something bad happen in both those periods

07.11.2025 23:31 — 👍 3608    🔁 399    💬 61    📌 9

you may not like it, but this is peak computer

08.11.2025 00:45 — 👍 862    🔁 161    💬 12    📌 1

Is it good politics to ask the Supreme Court if you can continue starving people?

08.11.2025 00:46 — 👍 1014    🔁 205    💬 48    📌 9
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happy anniversary of Stupid Lake getting its name [citation needed]

08.11.2025 01:13 — 👍 2068    🔁 425    💬 38    📌 43

Attn: @likkitp.ynyaproductions.com

08.11.2025 01:16 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Is this why MTG is trying to pretend she is sane?

08.11.2025 00:57 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

“We are 400 less controllers today than we were in the 2019 shutdown. And now they’ve been stretched so thin for so long, with so much going on, so much pressure on their backs, that they’re actually resigning from the profession.”

07.11.2025 20:30 — 👍 44    🔁 20    💬 0    📌 1

You have to dig into a thread behind a blockquote to know what this is about. It's… weird. They didn't get an appeal fast enough on the SNAP thing, so they went directly to the Supreme Court *before* the circuit court had been given even eight hours to respond

08.11.2025 00:53 — 👍 62    🔁 20    💬 1    📌 0

Just real visible awareness on team Trump's part that the "shadow docket" is the source of their power. Imagine the loop getting cut down further until it's like those stories about FDR proposing legislation and getting it passed same-day. Except instead of Congress it's SCOTUS inventing new powers.

08.11.2025 00:53 — 👍 49    🔁 8    💬 1    📌 0
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The Sociopath-In-Chief couldn't be bothered to even turn his head in the direction of a man in the midst of a medical emergency who collapsed in his office. Completely incapable of empathy, the EPSTEIN Files can't be released soon enough.

25/47

07.11.2025 20:20 — 👍 29267    🔁 6648    💬 2017    📌 391

Outside of being illegal, and outside of USDA telling us that Trump wants to provide benefits that he's scrambling in court to stop...this is surely ineffective! It's just talking to the most hard-core partisans; everyone else will either tune out the obvious partisan rhetoric get upset about it.

08.11.2025 00:56 — 👍 291    🔁 83    💬 17    📌 1
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Trump’s DOJ has asked the Supreme Court to issue an order that will let them withhold payment of full SNAP benefits for November

They’re prepared to starve 42 million people-16 million kids-so they can pressure Democrats to do what Trump wants

It’s monstrous

And nobody in the GOP will stop him

08.11.2025 00:22 — 👍 712    🔁 347    💬 41    📌 18

Wait, wait, I‘ve seen this movie.

08.11.2025 01:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Plastic-eating bacteria discovered in the ocean Beneath the ocean’s surface, bacteria have evolved specialized enzymes that can digest PET plastic, the material used in bottles and clothes. Researchers at KAUST discovered that a unique molecular si...

#ResistanceEarth

Will nature help us solve our plastic problem? Scientists have discovered microbes in the ocean that have evolved enzymes capable of digesting PET plastic. Bacteria with PETase variants were found in almost 80% of the 400 ocean samples tested.

www.sciencedaily.com/releases/202...

08.11.2025 00:51 — 👍 117    🔁 56    💬 10    📌 3

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