Bob Hayes

I regret to formally declare the Packers do not have the juice

Chelsea had 6 big chances, only converted 1. Could’ve been a lot worse for Spurs with simply better finishing from Chelsea.

The Boring Team is Tottenham Hotspur

also they are genuinely bad

Also basically just as simple as Woltemade is scoring goals and the large majority of people don't have a sense of how to predict future goal scoring beyond "has he scored goals?" (and have yet to see him not score goals)

Your forwards are the optimal 3 IMO

Crystal Palace have been legitimately good this year, but I’d be shocked if they don’t collapse from exhaustion.

It’s a ton of games to play the same 14 guys, none of whom have played twice a week before.

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Elo -- the almighty, inarguable measurement of team quality -- hath declared that current Arsenal are:

1. the best team in the world
2. the best Arsenal team since records began in the 1940s
3. the 10th-best team of all time

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Professor Gerez knows ball

Getting the yellow today so he misses the trip to Prague was part of the masterclass 🧠

I regret to formally declare the Packers do not have the juice

I can’t recall a single thing he did today

Tottenham have gone with the West Hamian attack plan of “hope Kudus doing something cool is actually productive”

Tottenham have broadly played better against a theoretically solid team, something I am not sure they can say any other time this season.

People are gonna be mad about this game, which I think they’re ultimately correct on — Spurs have been bad this season — but not because of this game.

Yeah, for me they net out as a decent striker platoon, both overpaid for their production (give or take in either player's direction) but not enough to be TOO worried about.

Add in Jesus (of course bad luck there) and it is A LOT of money to have tied up for the level of production in that spot.

Ha! I just posted this in their Discord.

I think they’re correct that the Havertz/Gyökeres combo is collectively a bad platoon of contracts, just depends how you want to apportion the blame. It’s also fair to think Havertz is great (as I do) but also think he’s overpaid.

Great listen for all the soccer sickos out there

This is a window where RedZone should not be showing Tennessee-LV unless it’s a major play or both the other games are in timeout.

My one complaint of RedZone is that they treat games too equally in relevance/interest.

I don’t get it at all either. The whole point of podcast consumption is it’s done while multitasking. I’ve seen people online say they like it as a second/third screen, but I don’t see how that appeals.

FIFA are absolutely taking the piss by advertising the “affordability” of the Category 4 tickets, and this is what they look like

A World Cup preying on Fomo: Fifa’s 2026 ticket scheme is a late-capitalist hellscape NFTs, dynamic pricing and double resale fees have turned the 2026 World Cup into a fintech carnival where fandom meets late-capitalist absurdity

It is remarkable the degree to which the combination of FIFA and Trump have made me resent the upcoming World Cup, which should be basically the most exciting sporting event of my lifetime.

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Everything Is Television A theory of culture and attention

Fascinating one from @dkthomp.bsky.social. I am most struck by the degree to which *social* media has entropy'd itself into atomized, mindless scrolling of inessential content from strangers. www.derekthompson.org/p/why-everyt...

Excellent ChatGPT use case I've discovered: my personal sommelier

I've done many versions of essentially uploading a wine menu and telling it what I plan to eat, with various thoughts around preferences, budget, etc., and it does an excellent job of talking through the different options.

Please keep this up and/or post here each new piece! It's very hard to stay on top of your stuff otherwise

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Manchester City followed up a classic chokehold first half with this

Brentford need to hire a set piece coach

lol I forgot the last one. A full picture:

Nah, when you zoom out, in the PL Arsenal are on 14 goals to 11.9 xG. No reason to be concerned at this point.

Is that good?

Chelsea are now down their top 6 CBs