Why is a coughing Chikorita the funniest thing I've seen this year.
03.03.2026 17:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@judacris.bsky.social
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Why is a coughing Chikorita the funniest thing I've seen this year.
03.03.2026 17:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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Remember to always establish codephrases with your mates when they start asking for things they would typically never ask for.
Never give the kidnappers ransom money until they can provide proof of life.
Not a single source reporting this respected this request, including you in the article linked. They all made it clickbait "is he or isn't he?" engagement farming bull.
02.03.2026 17:07 β π 366 π 3 π¬ 2 π 0Feranthrophy
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Every time people throw their hands up in the air and go on about how Twitter is poison, I feel it's a skill issue.
There are extensions (well, only one that you need) that forces the feed to only show who you're following, and wipe out all the ads and stupid shit.
github.com/insin/contro...
January and February is over! Remember to slice the calendar in half and keep the art!
Physical editions of #dm29DogDays is still available outside of the US!
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There's still MARCH to do, but who's gonna fold first?
01.03.2026 02:07 β π 28 π 10 π¬ 3 π 0the johto kids r grown up millenials by now #fanart #pkmn
10.12.2024 21:32 β π 1621 π 602 π¬ 19 π 1"We don't like it when those funny people have the nukes, so therefore our support will go towards whoever bombs them, as that surely is the only way they will learn."
28.02.2026 11:47 β π 6 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Nothing is surprising about the US starting another war. Nothing is more dangerous to Earth and mankind at large than the United States and its complete and utter failure to curtail the worst excesses of humanity. The US oligarchy and its influence on global politics must end.
28.02.2026 10:38 β π 3898 π 1055 π¬ 16 π 7No better way to celebrate an allegedly booming economy by starting another war.
28.02.2026 11:14 β π 9 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started
Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started
28.02.2026 07:19 β π 23623 π 7113 π¬ 733 π 405Weak against angry divas from next door.
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Missile Ghost Trick? Is that you?
One of my favorite Capcom characters just became one of my favorite starter PokΓ©mon! π§‘ #art #Pokemon #Pombon
So one's an owl, with a scowl, and brows that's on the rise.
A water gecko, 'pon its neck, some giant beady eyes.
A puppy who, if hurt, will mean the ends of rivals' lives.
It's Gen 10. (Gen 10!)
#PokemonWindsWaves
That's... a brilliant idea! A separate class of licence plates for EVs to signal the fire department and the general public that some Musk-made hunk of junk is on fire.
www.straitstimes.com/singapore/po...
Imagine having all that money, and zero class as to be this much of a fucking cheapskate.
27.02.2026 17:05 β π 24 π 9 π¬ 0 π 1If ya'll missed it, like me, tonight's PokΓ©mon Presents had a half-hour countdown counting all 1025 PokΓ©mon with a pretty cool soundtrack.
27.02.2026 15:49 β π 10 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0Labour did everything the popularists like Matt Yglesias want. They cracked down on trans people and immigrants. They pushed austerity. They ended up fracturing their entire base and losing this seat to the left for the first time in nearly a 100 years.
27.02.2026 09:46 β π 2384 π 590 π¬ 42 π 37And the category is: "Movie titles in the genre of one part of a common English language sentence or saying that can be completed in full upon release of a sequel"
27.02.2026 09:51 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Being subscribed to various streaming services but sticking to YouTube videos for background entertainment like a child playing with the box more than the toy it came from.
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Don't be sad because Netflix is pulling out of the WB bid.
Be happy because piracy is free.
I sure hope James Cameraman gets to eat his words someday.
It's software controlling the screen's hardware. There's a layer of... witchcraft on the screen itself.
27.02.2026 01:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
How the frick... what is this witchcraft on the new S-Brand G-Name S26 Ultra?! An in-built privacy screen that can crop itself via SOFTWARE?!!?
I literally stopped everything and threw myself to rewatch this damn ad because this tech is bananas.
The YouTube Music interface with lyrics for the song "4 Minutes" by Madonna and Justin Timberlake that reads, "Don't be a pri-madonna"
This song is eighteen years old and it's just insignificant enough of a favourite of mine that I never bothered to know that it's goes "don't be a primadonna".
For eighteen years I was like, "what the fuck is a Pre?"