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Just assist my 6 year old with her unhinged child minecraft farm 😂

I’ve already come to the conclusion I hate this game lol

Oh my god, is there a map or a hud or anything?

I’m just a little salty that Rick figured all that out in like 25 minutes lmao

It is beautiful

I think I might just be bad at minecraft

The most annoying thing in the world to me is I came back over here and now it’s like the Pink Princess Palace Pond for the axolotls 😂 complete with a fence and candles

She just asked Rick to fix the pond. He has agreed to help despite not knowing the controls, she is confidently instructing him to do things that will not help at all. Lol.

I have just had the experience of being asked to fix something in minecraft while my child had a snack, spent half an hour fixing a pond, then she came back and un-fixed it. I am salty. This game is frustrating as hell.

I am simultaneously fascinated by this game and also already at “fuck minecraft” about it lol.

In my child’s life there will be a Before and an After and today is the nexus point: started playing Minecraft.

He would have been so god damn excited about the baby shower, and especially his second son’s child on the way. He loved his kids so fucking much.

Fuck man, I miss my father in law a lot today. I know I am so blessed I got to have awesome dad number 2 in my life for so long and most people don’t have that.

Good thing to remember online right now is that everyone here is very emotionally dysregulated and dealing with that by posting

Dr Manhattan sitting on Mars

It is 1990. Taxes are cut, the economy is tanking and we're at war with the middle east.

It is 2004. Taxes are cut, the economy is tanking and we're at war with the middle east.

It is 2026. Taxes are cut, the economy is tanking and we're at war with the middle east.

Today’s military strikes on Iran — carried out by the United States and Israel — mark a catastrophic escalation in an illegal war of aggression. Bombing cities. Killing civilians. Opening a new theater of war.

You can't save the whole world on your own, but you can make your part of it a little better. Those are the actions that last.

Today while working around the house I started listening to the podcast Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding and it was so fucking hilarious I cannot recommend it enough.

Just checked off “saw a guy shoveling his driveway in gym shorts because it’s 45 degrees and sunny” on my Spring Is Coming to Minnesota bingo card.

saw a reddit comment on the lenghth of modern dev cycles earlier that stuck with me:

"The PS2 had three Grand Theft Autos, GTA5 had three Playstations"

Holy shit

Wait I am sorry but what in the actual FUCK happened at the baftas? Holy shit.

light post flyer says "ice out now. ice would eat mashed sweet Martha's cookies off the ground."

This is the kind of rhetoric that puts our agents in danger.

It’s more like a second home in the sewer to hang out with the ninja turtles situation seems like

being a parent is wild because some sort of personal apocalypse will be going on and you can’t even take a minute without your kid asking for more juice or if you wanna help her barbies move from the dreamhouse to living under the couch

Federal officers lied to @repilhan.bsky.social and @repangiecraig.bsky.social Friday when they said there were “only two deportation flights per week from Minnesota” (Craig’s words). There were flights every day that week, per @ottergoose.net, w/ 7 detainees Fri and 20 Sat:

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reporter asks if “anything good” came out of operation metro surge. robin wonsley says no. the reporter argues the “3300 missing children” recovered in this operation is good, wonsley says there is not data to back it up, jason chavez brings up the kids that ICE has taken like liam ramos

Same, same, and yea sometimes.

Quesadillas are just a socially acceptable way to eat a fistful of shredded cheese

fgc doesn't just need players.
fgc doesn't just need organizers.
fgc doesn't just need commentators & streamers.

the fgc needs EVERYBODY in order to exist and thrive.

#FreeLud is a great example of what our community can accomplish when we work together.

let's keep fighting to get lud home safe !