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The director of the FBI: "I don't read."

His staff (paraphrased): "he doesn’t like meetings in office settings. What he wants is social events."
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

Hey. It's me, the guy who decided that movies and television legally have to depict the immediate aftermath of a nearby explosion (harmful but not fatal to the POV character) via a ringing so loud and high pitched that you suffer. I hate you and want you to suffer.

Let whoever posted this run the party.

*truth

Sam Altman’s goal for ChatGPT to remember 'your whole life’ is both exciting and disturbing | TechCrunch OpenAI CEO Sam Altman laid out a big vision for the future of ChatGPT at an AI event hosted by VC firm Sequoia earlier this month.  When asked by one OpenAI CEO Sam Altman said that he eventually sees...

Make tech bros rewatch the specific episode of Black Mirror that they are trying to create—Clockwork Orange style—until they understand the point of the episode.

The 1990s:
a Kennedy got a magazine

The 2020s:
a Kennedy got the power to ruin the teeth of every American child

I keep picturing Kurt Loder struggling to make himself say these words on MTV News in 1995 and instead he just gets up and jumps out the window

lol. lmao, even

Tumblr acct stimmyabby says: Sometimes people use "respect" to mean "treating someone like a person," and sometimes they use "respect" to mean "treating someone like an authority." And sometimes people who are used to being treated like an authority say "if you won't respect me I won't respect you" and mean "if you won't treat me like an authority, I won't treat you like a person" And they think they're being fair, but they aren't. And that's not okay. Response from user do-as-your-told: This is so well put I am stunned

I don't care what side of the Israel-Palestine conflict your sympathies lie on, snatching up people with a valid student visa for the crime of writing an OpEd is naked fascism and if you don't oppose this you are a threat to this country's most basic values

This is Beau. He figured out how to rock back and forth all by himself. No human required. 14/10 a self-sufficient king

here to say that the more you're forced to interact w American 'health care' the more savagely radicalized you become

who up playing it as it lays

look at these headlines. we live in a dictatorship. it's not looming, it's not threatening, it's here.

If the president can't constitutionally sign something with an autopen because autopens didn't exist in the eighteenth century, then of course he can't constitutionally sign a bill with a Sharpie, either.

I’m crying, this is so funny

WEAPONIZED MANSPLAINING FOR ESPIONAGE ☠️☠️

it was bad when the worst poster on my favorite website bought that website and made it terrible but it has been worse having that person also buy my country that i live in

Yep. That’s exactly what I’m talking about. So I don’t if she’s always been like this and was just way more subtle about it or maybe she’s just finally taken the mask off. No idea.

Got a question for my arrowfam from Twitter. Has Casey (lyricalarrow) been hacked or???

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

Jersey.

hand drawn protest sign showing the doge dog with a rainbow border and words around it reading "fake agency / much illegal / very data breach / such treasury / unelected / very coup / wow"

One of the best hand-drawn protest signs I've seen in a while.

I’m gonna get put on a government watch list for this one I just know it

Troy Baker isn’t the perfect Indiana Jones but he’s so close that you’ll forget it’s not Harrison Ford voicing him most of the time. I really don’t think anyone else could have even come close.

Mmm hmm. It ain't pretty, but that man DESERVED to die.

"It's not personal. It's business."

Yeah? Well, it was very fucking personal to her.

a man says " you have a problem with veronica you leave " to another man ALT: a man says " you have a problem with veronica you leave " to another man

I’m still angry at how they (literally) massacred MY BOY!

How it started: How it’s going:

I feel this big time. Saw my chronic pain dr for years with no issue. As soon as I switched from actively trying to lessen pain thru surgeries and procedures to pain management I was assigned to a NP. Now I only see Dr for procedures, never to discuss my case. Also in MS.