Myrgan the Femroe Mechanic

Erotic novel? That’s neat. Meet “erotic reference”

That grin is the definition of coy. 👀

"...I thought you said this would be 'my night.'"

"Oho no, I said 'wide right!' That's where you're going to kick the ball! Old AFC East recipe."

AURORA BORREGALES?!

I have no idea what setting is being discussed, tbh, but I get the feeling that the reason is Yellowstone-related.

Right?!

"Your terms are acceptable"

Absolutely exquisite work, 10/10 would recommend! Thanks again! C:

Ever see old WWII footage of tanks just sort of mowing down saplings as they roll through the forest? That's...basically how he got the name. lmao

Don't mind Tank, he's a surprisingly compressible 70 lbs! lol

My Bean’s on the small side, he’s not a baby though

Your cat is also named Bean? :D

I have done a (now dated) trend

"You meet the nicest people on a Garlond"

I can hear the chanting version and Link's footsteps as he runs through the Temple of Time.

Now I want an N64 just to play OOT, dammit :c

Whoa, the Sultanate requires a permit for weapons that deadly!

Anka stares at a Maelstrom recruit with some curiosity and concern. The Maelstrom recruit in question is a blond hyuran woman with a bliaud, which on female models shows a fair bit of skin on the chest and suggests her cleavage fairly strongly.

Anka is in the Command Room. She asks, "Hey Admiral, I'm just curious, but why do the Maelstrom recruits have tops that are so revealing?"

Merlwyb stares at Anka deadpan, arms folded.

Merlwyb extends her hand and explains flatly, "Because I like tits and ass, Anka. Why do you think I sent you and Rhuna booty shorts?"

Simple question, simple answer.

#ankaposting

Joke’s on you, mine won’t be a month away for another week or so

Myrgan has made locks before, so she’d be pretty good at picking them. Luckily, she’s a good noodle!

Mysterious. Mischievous. Probably cunning, but puts on a sweet, innocent facade.

Sure, I'll follow you down this alley, Miss. Why not?

It's a tossup between Sherb, my little space cadet buddy who was one of my island's starter villagers, or Celia, who's just always really sweet. (Celia art by Seyumei)

Your terms are acceptable!

"What if...what if we mined the same iron ore?
👉👈

Ah, I love knowing I get it right without having heard it

“You hired this elf…to stare at me?”
“Yeah bro”
“I love you, bro!”
“I love YOU, bro!”

Well both are pretty, so 😤

Julianne is such a pretty name though! c:

First animated crush without saying your age