(Not) Eggz

I hate the Cleveland mf Browns!!!!!

Chat G P T is a fucking disease

Why is it so hard for McDonalds to give me an unsweet tea? Tired of being given a cup of syrup and a straw after ordering my bitter leaf water 🥲

For those that wear skirts, where are we getting our flowy long skirts? Hopefully looking for some plain colored staples because I would like wear them to work. I can’t seem to find anywhere that has them in a physical store and that’s what I’m looking for right now so I can try them on

Tired of hearing mfers say “I asked Chat GPT” and then say a basic ass question. Please fucking stop. Like it’s giving no critical thinking. It’s not even like it’s easier to do that than google it and get real articles from real people.

People that go places, eat peanuts, and WANT to throw the shells on the ground are fucking losers. Texas Roadhouse floor? Loser. Baseball Stadium? Loser.

There’s no way @sickoscommittee.org misgendered my girl Zippy 😭

Like if that’s what you want to consume, that’s great. HOWEVER that’s a terrible way to market your product IMO

This may be a hot take but I cannot STAND the company that claims they sell “mocktails” that are drinks that get you high instead of drunk. That’s still not sober and therefore not a mocktail. I see their ads all the time and I just get mad because the advertising is just weird and not all that true

I can’t help but feel that the constant search for franchise quarterbacks really gets in the way of the ability for some teams to build up a great team overall. It’s an obsession hindering overall growth.

Genuinely spending so much of my energy to not crash out every day over the US deporting Venezuelans under the same act that they used to intern Japanese Americans, including my family 💔

Sometimes history rhymes, sometimes history copies homework & changes one word

🌸🌷STARTS TODAY 🌷🌸
Come get to know some incredible artists, many who have become my dear friends 🥹🩷

I never knew, but now? Obsessed.

I was happily sleeping peacefully while people were fighting for their lives to get a switch 2

Triscuits are just savory frosted mini wheats

Like most of the time these applicants then fight with me trying to get the job that they THOUGHT this was when that job isn’t even hiring 😭

It really makes me want to bash my head in when people don’t read the job description for a job and they just apply based on vibes then decide they don’t like the job itself. Like the job description is right there when you apply please 😭

I bring a dress pants and tennis shoes kind of vibe to the office

Our stream team, Capsule Collective is bringing in spring with our "Spring Festival Walk" Raid Train!
Come get to know our fabulous "vendors" & catch some 🌸 vibes 🌸

I'll be live this upcoming Friday starting at 9AM PT / 12PM ET, an hour before my time slot - see you there!

"OH NO! DISASTER!" LA Clippers!
@sickoscbb.bsky.social @sickoscommittee.org

My must be contagious because now I also want fried chicken..

Joe Flacco is back babyyyyyyyy!!!!!!

Been doin these on the DL for a little bit and figured it's time to open it up!

I'm now open to do mic/audio/obs audio consults for streamers/youtubers! If you have been having an issue with your stream audio or you just want to have a more polished sound, hmu!

~$50 for an hour consult

If your resume is 4 pages long I’m not reading that shit. Your resume should also not go back to BEFORE I WAS BORN

Flowers two different ways! A WIP snippet

#dice #dnd #flowers #spring

Had a dream that everything on my way to work was on fire including my place of work then woke up to an alert that there is increased risk for wild fires in my area today. I would like to not leave my house today please

MY BAND'S FIRST ALBUM IS COMING OUT SOON!!

We're finally able to announce the date!

SPREAD THE WORD! WHAT WE LEFT OUT ON 4/4!!

What We Left 4-4-25 Pictured is a portion of the What We Left album art, with an abstract background, Oleo with a book in their hand, and Tree looking forward shading their eyes.

What We Left by Oleo & Tree is coming out on 4/4!

Our debut album is finally scheduled for release!!!

Preorders will be available SOON!

You can follow us on oleoandtree.bandcamp.com to snag the preorder as soon as it drops!

thesharpesttack and fetalstar playing "I'm On Observation Duty 6" on Saturday March 1st, 2025. Streaming on twitch.tv/thesharpesttack at 9pm EST / 7pm MST

we're back worms

with @fetalstar.bsky.social

Why in the FUCK does Facebook keep suggesting the gay people in my phone as friends on Facebook.