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BREAKING: Day Two Of Cannes Begins With Early Morning Scrambles Back To Own Hotel Rooms

17.06.2025 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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BREAKING: Holding Company Announces Summer Work Schedule Giving Employees Every Other Saturday Off

02.05.2025 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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WORLD NEWS: After Lengthy Call From White House, Vatican Confirms Barron Trump no Frontrunner To Become Next Pope

23.04.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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U.S. NEWS: Trump Replaces Supreme Court Justices With Mar-A-Lago Wait Staff

17.04.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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U.S. NEWS: Trump Replaces Supreme Court Justices With Tesla Factory Workers

17.04.2025 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is what creatives create when they have free time. And they need money. Support.
cafepress.com/shop/tmogul

08.04.2025 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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U.S. NEWS: Latest Consumer Research Study Finds More Shoppers Just Looking At Stuff, Putting It Back On Shelves

07.04.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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WORLD NEWS: Trump Promises To Make Trip To Myanmar To Throw Paper Towels At Victims Of Earthquake

29.03.2025 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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SPORTS NEWS: Dodgers Clinch NL West With Opening Day Win

28.03.2025 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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U.S. NEWS: Recently-Fired NTSB Senior Director Lands New Job

27.03.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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U.S.NEWS: Trump Mandates Staff Use β€œX” To Conduct Highly Classified Chat Sessions

26.03.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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SPORTS NEWS: Borrowing From Savannah Bananas MLB Teams Now Required To Perform Some Sort Of Lip -Sync Dance Routine At Start Of Each Game

19.03.2025 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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BREAKING: Skechers Introduces New Walker To Its Primary Target Audience

18.03.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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U.S. NEWS: J.D. Vance Inks Deal With Chrysler To Showcase Its Line Of Cars On White House Lawn

16.03.2025 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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U.S. NEWS: Nation’s Heavy Drinkers To Protest EU’s 200% Tariff On Alcohol Once They Sober Up

13.03.2025 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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LEGAL NEWS: Menendez Brothers Promise Judge They Won’t Shoot Parents In Face Again

10.03.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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MISC. NEWS: Stanley Thinks He Owns The Fuckin’ TV At Retirement Home

10.03.2025 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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ENTERTAINMENT NEWS: Netflix Launches 100% Free, All Advertising Streaming Option

09.03.2025 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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U.S. NEWS: Elon Musk Whittles Down IRS Department To Just Margaret

08.03.2025 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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U.S. NEWS: White House Adds Play Structure To Oval Office For When Elon’s Son Gets Bored At Meetings

05.03.2025 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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U.S. News: Mr. Ranger Sir Becomes Latest Victim Of National Parks Cut Backs

04.03.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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ENTERTAINMENT NEWS: Movies You Haven’t Seen Nor Heard Of Likely To Sweep Oscars Tonight

02.03.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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SPORTS NEWS: To Speed Up Game, MLB Will Limit Bench-Clearing Brawls To Just Thirty Seconds

02.03.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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WORLD NEWS: Trump Adds Emphatic β€œI Said Good Day” Before Angrily Slamming Door

28.02.2025 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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ENTERTAINMENT NEWS: Netflix Obtains Exclusive Pay-Per-View Rights For Next Trump, Zelensky β€œBattle in the Oval” Event

28.02.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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U.S. NEWS: Nation Pissed Off About Something Again

28.02.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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U.S. NEWS: Nation Pissed Off About Something Again

28.02.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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HOLLYWOOD NEWS: Ben Affleck Announces Plan To Focus Career Solely On Dunkin’ Donuts Commercials

26.02.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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WORLD NEWS: Canada Unfriends United States On Facebook

24.02.2025 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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SPORTS NEWS: To Make Game More Exciting, MLB Will Allow Players To Use Weapons In Bench-Clearing Brawls

24.02.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0