Miley Cyrus's Buccal Fat

I've reached a point in my life where all my breaking news comes from r/simpsonsshitposting.

I know everyone is having a hard time right now but I am having a hard time right now.

Ok listening to backtracks while walking my dogs in the dark was a choice.

Having all this empathy and compassion is exhausting, I get why these people are so heartless. (Not really)

Suffering the heat death of the universe to own the libs.

bugs bunny in the bit where she does gossamer's nails in a super gay way

I was just telling my girlfriend the other day that the old world is dying. And, my stars, the new world is struggling to be born. And now is the time when you meet such INNNNteresting monsters.

The mental health benefits of not knowing any history right now must be massive. Moving through your day with total equanimity. What happens next? Who knows? Maybe something good

I would love nothing more than to get absolutely baked and watch ITYSL.

Am I a woman? A man? A horse that can T9 text?

How do I be a wife guy but not a shitty wife guy?

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs "Lunch one day brought fifteen-inch drifts of cream cheese a d jelly sandwiches. Everyone ate themselves sick and the day ended with a stomachache."

Everything feels like this

I want to get back into Coheed and Cambria but I haven't listened since the early 2000s and I have no idea where they are in the lore. More comics? A rock opera? What's going on?!

Some things are only good for a short time and that sucks.

We recognize or remember that being part of a religious community confers a lot of benefits to their members…but we’ve lost our faith & every existing religion feels wrong in one way or another; nobody even remembers what fraternal organizations were about or what they did; guess there’s softball?

a man with white hair is saying i feel like i 'm taking crazy pills Alt: a man with white hair is saying i feel like i 'm taking crazy pills

And this

What Year Is It GIF Alt: What Year Is It GIF

Everyday I wake up feeling like this

[her and her friends actively oppressed by their government] man why can't I think straight and stay productive?

[neighbor gets abducted by masked men] Man, I am just not sleeping well, for some reason.

[worst possible stuff happening everywhere] man why do I feel bad

These two on a Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas style trip, burning down the city, setting fire to the American dream and getting drunk/tummy rubs in the shadows of a burning empire

As a small town whore, the line "Once a whore, you're nothing more, I'm sorry, that'll never change" has always resonated with me.

I took a nap and woke up to Trump bombing Iran what the fuck

One of my biggest fears as a kid was the playground scene from the terminator. Cool cool cool

I would like to thank Seth Rogen for being my set of foot steps through life. Knocked up to Super Mario Brothers, he carried me.

Shrek's namesake character is a large, bald, dull-green ogre with a broad, round face, brown eyes, and highly distinctive trumpet-shaped ears. Shrek typically wears crude clothing consisting of a canvas-like shirt, a leather vest, and brown leggings.

The suit includes the legal definition of Shrek

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I am.

Happy birthday!!!🎉🎂

@iwriteok.bsky.social always play the tariff song, be annoying about it, it's keeping me going.