Jasper60

Get used to long grass. It retains soil moisture through dry periods, provides habitats for insects and seeds for birds to eat, and encourages biodiversity in plantlife. Lawns are so last century.

"average American has fewer than 3 friends" factoid actualy just statistical error. average American has 15 friends. Friendless Zuck, who lives in a mansion & has -8.2 billion friends, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Very glad someone else thought of this lmao

Photo of a DS screen with a message box from Style Boutique: Happiness When you make people happy, or do something satisfying for yourself, you will earn 'happiness'. Good things might happen if you collect enough! OK

@vgadvisor.bsky.social

Too real lmao 😭

video games were never meant to be 100 GB

years of research yet no real-world use found for 4k textures

wanted good graphics anyway, as a joke? we had a tool for that: it was called imagining that the game looked like the manual art

Honestly yeah, that does make a lot of sense

Bridget with The Beatles on Abbey Road.

Bridget hanging out in Grant Wood's American Gothic.

Bridget in Bruegel's Hunters In The Snow (with a freshly caught mouse).

The Cat With The Pearl Earring.

A little while ago, my parents' cat Bridget went missing. As the weeks dragged on, they became extremely worried. My dad devised a way to distract himself: he began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up in some of art and music's most iconic scenes.

If I were meeting a spy in a quaint English pub I'd whisper that "Oriel’s drinking skull is an ethically acquired tortoise skeleton." They'd reply with "My own college has many flaws but this is not one of them" and quietly hand me the microfilm, hidden in a packet of Player's Navy Cut.

blue dog

the Prince from Katamari Damacy, drawn inspired by Link from the Zelda CDI games, stretching his arms in front of a starry background.

the King of Cosmos drawn in the style of the Zelda CDI games, close up to his face and sternly raising a finger

the King speaking to the Prince

the Prince looking enthusiastic

Gee, it sure is ROLLING around here!
My boy, this Katamari is what all true warriors strive for.
#art

Usagi from Chiikawa smoking a blunt with Jesus floating behind him, the text says in papyrus font 'my child...do not stray from the path...'

happy 420 easter sunday❤️

dr light and mega man edited over king harkinian and link (Zelda CDI).

sometimes i like to have the tri-monthly doodle folder lookaround just to see how far ive come and

right about now the mac and cheese wanter
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Reminds me of the swimming pool at the beginning of Sonic Adventure lol

starting a conspiracy that the katy perry who came back from space isn’t the same one who went up.

i work at the factory that makes resealable snack pouches making sure the “tear here” label is too high above the ziploc thing when you rip it off. every day i leave work i get shot at in the parking lot by a half dozen guys wearing shirts tucked into jean shorts

dungeon crawler (but you make the dungeon)

A tuxedo cat standing like a meerkat on a cat tower, staring ahead with a serious expression.

I have become too strong…

iPad screenshot of a page on Twitter. The user is pressing and holding an image on rilakkuma’s official account where a menu pops up with the option to edit the photo with grok.

iPad screenshot of a page on Twitter. The user is pressing and holding an image on her own account where a menu pops up with the option to edit the photo with grok.

I know this has been talked about, but they’re rolling out the ‘edit image with grok’ thing for mobile users on Twitter(the option came up on my iPad). More randos can play with any artwork you upload. I know some artist friends still use the site, so be careful out there!

You Know What Fuck You 1,000 Red Coins

Mankind was never meant to hold this much power

thinking about Nubby’s Numbers

since rhythm heaven announcement came out, might as well post this shitpost i made some while ago #rhythmheaven

Wolfenstein difficulty levels

You watch movies all the way through because you’re a coddled baby who needs the meaning of a story spoon fed to you. If you were comfortable with ambiguity you’d stop watching ten minutes before the end