RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid

RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-mandates-all-americans-drink-mysterious-glowing-liquid/

Jesus you sexy as hell! 🤤

Yes please

My lord I’d love to spend some time on that.

My lord you have a beautiful body

Apparently Americans only like to kick out other elected governments

Lucky city. What I wouldn’t give for that view.

Graphic with a blue background and large white text reading “DEAR AMERICAN FRIENDS.” Below is a screenshot of a post explaining that Canada does not have CBS, that a “60 Minutes” episode aired normally in Canada, and stating that Canadian networks are not subject to U.S. government interference. The post ends with “We’re not under a dictatorship. You are.”

This message hits hard.

Any. Freaking. Day.

Why thank you

Canadian Packaged Bread Class Actions Settlement This website has been established to provide general information related to the proposed settlement of the case referred to as Canadian Packaged Bread Class Actions Settlement.

I keep hearing the ads on radio so I thought I'd share this. You can submit a claim under the #Canadian Packaged #Bread Class Action. The deadline is Dec. 12.

www.canadianbreadsettlement.ca

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Meeeee

Musk Accidentally Proves 70% Of MAGA Accounts On Twitter Live In Russia Whoops!

Whoops! 😂

Repeatedly please

Preeetttyyy fast

Today's quote from @mattsheridan.bsky.social I'll be stealing for later use:

"They've been being fed this shit for so long that now their only two options are either admitting they've been eating shit this entire time, or spending the rest of their lives pretending they love the taste of shit."

Street art in LA: Guardians of Pedophiles

We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet