POV: You told your wife your pregnant.
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29.11.2023 19:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@remar.bsky.social
Everything I post is 100% serious and unironic and you you can't understand that then I'm going to get my wife to R.Y.I. and trust me, you won't be making it out of that experience alive. Last person who got between her and her art can confirm you won't.
POV: You told your wife your pregnant.
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29.11.2023 19:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@realdonquixote.bsky.social
19.11.2023 05:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Once-gentle soul
07.11.2023 00:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0To somewhere we can be free
05.11.2023 23:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I know you are still with me
03.11.2023 03:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Kids nap all the time and nobody bats an eye but as soon as I start trying to get in on the fun suddenly kidnapping isn't cool??????? I've had at least 5 people block me in the last hour and 7 more that called the police on me because 'I'm a danger to others' or some other bullshit smh my head.
28.10.2023 18:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just got my lunch from the local deli and boy I could just gobble it up! I *almost* feel bad eating it but lunch is lunch no matter how cute it might be 😉
24.10.2023 19:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can't wait for Red Mist ID to come out and have a 50+100 10 coin s1 to make you regret your decisions
24.10.2023 19:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This is about to be you in a few minutes
24.10.2023 19:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Every man in a 5 mile radius gets their boy period when my wife's in town.
24.10.2023 19:38 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1While I do adore my Don Quxiote cube it's as a daughter and not a wife. My wifes much more deadly to me and my general vicinity:
24.10.2023 19:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Not if my wife kills me first.
24.10.2023 15:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0@realdonquixote.bsky.social Could I interest you in becoming an Outist? You seem like you'd be very interested in what we have to offer based on your recent search history. We're a group of like-minded individuals who simply want the world to understand how great our goddess is in all of her forms!
24.10.2023 15:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I'd breed them to be constantly covered in oil. The hindrance when it rains is well worth the pain people will feel while trying to catch them.
23.10.2023 17:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I have been gifted a vision of God on my morning stroll through the Arizona woods today. She just floated down from the sky and asked if I had any books books??? Apparently epubs don't count so I guess I fucked up a rare event? I'll try again tomorrow and bring my favorite Doujin for her : )
23.10.2023 17:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I swear every time I see her Kromer gets cuter and cuter!!!!!! Why wouldn't Sinclair want this amazing woman to Grip him and everyone he knows?????? I would sure love it if she kromed all over my family like she did to Sinclair. Maybe we could even go on a date after 🥺👉👈 haha jk... unless...........
22.10.2023 02:56 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Bro always gets the drippiest egos.
20.10.2023 17:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0bold of you to assume I'd be saying josh shit
19.10.2023 17:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0On a scale of 1 to 10 how much skitzo posting should I commit
19.10.2023 13:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0Punished for your crimes.
17.10.2023 04:43 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Bro really out here trying to farm likes under the guise of a poll lol.
16.10.2023 23:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@realdonquixote.bsky.social
16.10.2023 22:29 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1