deluding myself into thinking the reze movie is like clue with multiple different endings so i can go to the theater every day like "shes gonna make it to the cafe this time guys π"
30.10.2025 20:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@olivedestruction.bsky.social
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deluding myself into thinking the reze movie is like clue with multiple different endings so i can go to the theater every day like "shes gonna make it to the cafe this time guys π"
30.10.2025 20:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i saw a nauseating number of beautiful enlightened leftists who wanted to make the woke halo 2-3 9/11 covenant as arabs comparison stick when they dont really do this until the 343 games where theyre like "arbiter is one of the good muslims who lets women fight in the military!"
29.10.2025 00:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0even before the ICE stuff it feels like arguing about Halos politics was like the hip new thing when all they really were were jingoistic space operas with loose military and zealotry theming made by people who are now "into politics" in the same way every retarded person in this country is
28.10.2025 23:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0chainsaw man was so good but there was exactly one other guy in our theater who sat next to me and my buddy and was idly riffing on the movie before saying "yeah the dub was better" meaning HE HAD ALREADY SEEN THE FUCKING MOVIE AND WAS SEEING IT BY HIMSELF TO BOTHER US AT 2:20 ON A TUESDAY
28.10.2025 23:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0himeno somehow sacrifices more body parts everyone was unaware she had
26.10.2025 12:05 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0the only way you could make me interested in that Halo CE remake:
HD purple pixie cut Cortana design that somehow doesnt look like Unreal Engine slop
50 minute Foehammer kissing minigame (she lives in this one)
im going to be honest Unreal Engine is going to make this all look like shit
Elite sex
its a genuinely dogshit idea but at least they have the common sense not to try and compete with the existing mcc ce multiplayer. or they just cant figure out how to make a multiplayer launcher without an insane amount of technical debt considering it takes 2-3 minutes to start up infinite on a 4090
25.10.2025 13:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"ten years of fallout 4" and theres still only 2 playable hours of game to squeeze from it
24.10.2025 07:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0snooty princesses
23.10.2025 23:20 β π 493 π 119 π¬ 1 π 1oh yeah most of the later ps1 titles from its last year or so in action look insanely good in a way something like COD or any other AAA fidelity realism game never will but if youre talking about modern games that are generally unexciting i find myself drifting more to what generically looks good
19.10.2025 12:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i kind of like the newer call of duty campaigns and theyre preposterously overbudget presentstion compared to the unfun bloodborne psx game everyone was raving about
19.10.2025 05:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0ridiculous unsustainable fidelity that often times doesnt even work on systems its designed for looks so good when you dont got a bitch in your ear talking about insincere psx style indie games
19.10.2025 05:00 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0got to meet three of my biggest heroes! and yes, they all voted for andrew cuomo
19.10.2025 02:58 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0don't feed the trolls (official US government information outlets)
18.10.2025 14:49 β π 778 π 149 π¬ 15 π 3getting to see this irl fuckin rocked. loved the body pillow 2
17.10.2025 20:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0RETRUTH!
17.10.2025 20:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A girl with a scythe on a crumbling facade of a wild western buildings while three villainous characters peer out at her, including an outlaw, a jester-like clown, and a character resembling Leatherface.
A mountainous city street depicted with a warped perspective. A girl with a scythe chases three ghosts in Halloween costume accessories.
Happy october! Have some soul eater fanart.
12.10.2025 23:03 β π 466 π 163 π¬ 5 π 0iβm mostly unbothered about genre names in that i think context clues basically always work, until i try to find a single game using steam tags and then i become Classification Stalin
11.10.2025 11:34 β π 191 π 21 π¬ 8 π 1Wild West
08.10.2025 17:38 β π 2353 π 667 π¬ 8 π 5one button boss fight with your antebellum nazi dad that just immediately cuts to a pre rendered cutscene anyways made my jaw drop when i first played it
09.10.2025 07:35 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ultimate example of the 7th gen linear shooter thing where because everyone complained about halo 3 being too short it's stretching the playtime as much as possible by having the crux of every level be the player getting interrupted on the way to their original goal by someone comically unreasonable
07.10.2025 21:32 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0he was too busy building a giant haunted mansion to spook the giants to busy himself with statecraft
05.10.2025 13:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i went through there on a big trip through the whole country im doing a month ago and so far it genuinely has been the most vile big city ive come across. completely irredeemable. nothing beside remains.
04.10.2025 00:08 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0cleanliness is next to godliness
30.09.2025 16:38 β π 6781 π 1489 π¬ 57 π 13its kind of insane just how much bigger demon's and ds1 feel than the rest of the series just through adding that scary radial blur
01.10.2025 11:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0its kind of funny that the chicago firm buying out whataburger actually did make their food and service fucking awful. the broken clock of soy right southerner larping is right twice a day
27.09.2025 02:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0happy neil day everybody <3
13.04.2025 20:48 β π 1308 π 220 π¬ 10 π 3i think generally its combat is very
bad but when it clicks its probably the only major shooter that has gunfights that feel genuinely uncomfortable. it has that fun heat quality too where combat is more about how much suppressing fire you can deliver while slowly retreating through an open area
red dead does this too where its clear a lot of the scriptwriting is them charting out a general idea of what commentary they want each questgiver to spout at you and in the design process they end up having to fill the dead air of like two cutscenes and a commute with repeats of the same convo
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