MARCO 🌽🎸/🪓🐗/🦑🐇

Hello

MC BUSHPIG BLOCKED ME 😭💀

Somebody appreciate this art of my beloved child I birthed from my butt

I STAND UP FROM MY SEAT AS CONFETTI AND BALLOONS GO EVERYWHERE

EXACTLY LIKE AT THID POINT WE’RE JUST GOING IN CIRCLES

The way you contradict yourself is actually making my brain do mental gymnastics

Sometimes those pathetic antibullying assemblies in middle school talking about thinking before you post actually look crucial to learn at this point because it’s clear that you don’t even do that which is why we dropped you

“bro it not me be foreskin real what fuck” we love the caveman terms!! 🥰

skibidi toilet

This is horrible bro 💔💔

Maybe it’s all the sharpie fumes you’ve probably inhaled hitting your brain

Scratches my butt as I stand there knowing I wasn’t apart of the group chat I’m just an evil creature sent to ragebait

“Me at peak, it tail pupil who have not, plus me don’t show face because me not want be pdfs victims.” Okay caveman queen!! Probably smell like a caveman ❤️

Feel like I just read a cavemen’s writing on a stone wall

Then why do you act like you don’t? Is the drool dripping from your mouth and onto your screen typing it for you?

Jumps out of my pants as confetti falls everywhere and starts dancing

My butt

Someone’s a little angry, do you need a baby bottle and diaper change?

Me when I have no life and probably look like this

I headcanon you look like this!! 🥰🥰🥰

Wonderful video featuring my wife @termitebathroom69.bsky.social (red) and my absolute sigma friend (green$ @talleztpurple.bsky.social and ME!!! (purple). also Desmond. (Black)