💀HP💀

I should call him

Nothing forms stronger solidarity in friendships more than when there's a man who's done someone dirty.

Went on my first ever date tonight! He told me not to ghost him. He wanted me to catch public transport so he could drive me home. He was kind and so understanding of who I am as a person with no dating or relationship experience. But I waited an hour in the city for him to find I'd been blocked.

So proud of my daughter who cleans herself

Look how cute my mother's wedding dress was 🥰

Hannah Phylactic? Nah. That's Hannah Pavlova.

The people who make memes for instagram don't get paid enough for doing god's work

Gonna write a rom com novel about my life in 2025 and call it A Court of Mallets and Matcha

A 13 year old grumpy persian cat sitting in her favourite spot on a crochet blanket on the lounge chair in front of a retro trinket covered cabinet.

She's just a baby

Feeling very ripped off that it's been raining so much while I've been on holidays.

Chef Gordon Ramsay having a breakdown and about to call someone an idiot sandwich with text overlay that says *me* 'reading is so relaxing!' *also me*

It's 7am and I'm laying in bed losing my mind over how funny this meme is. God I love the internet. (Image from oliviabrynnereads on insta)

Oh no
That is horrifying
Whatever shall I do
I will starve

Shout out to my biggest fans on twitter (the 😈 spam accounts)

Feeling sad just want a man with a beautiful 🍆

Rot Girl Summer

Before I started medication last year they'd boo and groan when I arrived to collect them from the line up area. But once I was medicated and feeling okay they were so happy to see me every day and welcomed me with cheers and hugs 😭 I miss them so much. The trauma bond is so real.

This is going to sound silly but god I miss all of my kids at school and being at work even though it's the place that has put me through so much trauma lol 💀

She got the Sabrina Carpenter (no makeup)

Still in bed but might go treat myself to a pastry, a coffee and a haircut.

Breaking news: Someone asked me out on a date and I said yes 🤭

Can't wait to go back to work in 2 weeks and when someone asks what I did on the holidays I'll tell them I got in trouble on instagram for saying men are trash

Really craving a huge honking glass of Milo with a 50/50 ratio of milk to Milo powder

I love when the 50mg of serotonin works!

Something good happened to me for the first time in as long as I can remember and I deserve a nap followed by some impulse shopping as a little treat.

I've got that dog in me (impulse shopping)

Need to change my tinder bio to 'looking for someone to do the washing up for me'.

Fav in solodarity if you also laughed when you saw the dong

I don't, but it's pay day tomorrow 😂 I do have eggs and ham though, I could make an omelette maybe lol

If you can't handle me at my mentally ill, then you don't deserve me at my post 50mg of serotonin.

Omggg now I want one!