Bailey callmebailey - Bluesky Statics

Good morning y'all 🌄

Use real deodorant at Blerdcon ✨️

05.03.2026 12:42 — 👍 18 🔁 18 💬 2 📌 5

The moon going from full moon to a red moon and starting to go back to a normal full moon, then my camera battery door fell off.

Here's my first edit on the March 3rd Lunar Eclipse. 15 moon shots, 1 foreground. Taken over a 3 hourish period.

04.03.2026 04:22 — 👍 8717 🔁 1845 💬 142 📌 70

If you have visible dirt under your nails and you’re okay with I’m judging you

04.03.2026 18:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy Birthday 🎊🎈🎁🎉 !

04.03.2026 02:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🤣🤣🤣

03.03.2026 14:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you Big Red! 🫂😘

03.03.2026 13:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you!

03.03.2026 12:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you boo!

03.03.2026 12:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Thank you!

03.03.2026 12:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy Birthday to my fine ass self. Ah 37 let’s rock ✨🥳🥂🍾

03.03.2026 12:47 — 👍 44 🔁 2 💬 19 📌 0

Making peace with being the villain in someone’s story cause we’re grown and I don’t have time for the fuck shit>>>>>>>

03.03.2026 00:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank youuuuuuu

02.03.2026 16:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Last day of 36 🫠

02.03.2026 05:21 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

So….. we the orange bitch needs to really drop dead already

28.02.2026 11:17 — 👍 20 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

Bitch hol up. It’s really finna be March. 2026 do you have some place to be?!

26.02.2026 22:19 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

a man is wearing a pair of sunglasses that say juicy ALT: a man is wearing a pair of sunglasses that say juicy

You meant ass. Plump ass.

26.02.2026 01:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My knees and liver work great 😌

24.02.2026 02:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You don’t like poppers but like problematic artists. *takes notes he likes to contradict himself* 😂😂😂😂

23.02.2026 11:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

RACISM IS TAUGHT
RACISM IS LEARNED
RACISM IS A CHOICE
RACISM IS A LIFESTYLE
RACISM IS INTENTIONAL

23.02.2026 03:48 — 👍 137 🔁 48 💬 1 📌 2

What you gonna do when he want you back? 🤣😂

22.02.2026 16:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Best Of Me, Part 2

open.spotify.com/track/1faidj...

22.02.2026 16:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He’s so contagious, he turns my pages….4

22.02.2026 15:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lucky you shit lol

22.02.2026 15:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I try thongs and that string tries my life 🤣

22.02.2026 14:25 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

🤤

22.02.2026 13:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well

21.02.2026 21:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This snow just fucking melted 🥲

21.02.2026 21:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Normally not a fan of cute names for bills but there are exceptions to every rule

20.02.2026 17:35 — 👍 1657 🔁 367 💬 13 📌 5

Now ENFORCE IT

20.02.2026 15:08 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

A Baltimore legend in my book. Work sis!

20.02.2026 14:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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