Soren

You don't say

this is how I, a resident of LA, found out that the Palisades fire was arson, that they caught the guy, and that he used gen AI to work his way up to doing the crime

PF do be like that

we don't need another dragon age
i just need absolution season 2

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Come, Nerevar, look upon the tart

Ohhhh that bonk

proof

While I usually lean towards a majority of the dirty stuff I get of Soren being noncanon, I would picture his patron delighting in the scenarios where it can be perceived as more unfortunate (i.e. tentacle traps, bandit camp captive, demonic corruption, cursed gear ala Grove)

WOW....👀👀👀

Can a press secretary be convicted for perjury

fear and hunger is my favorite game to lore window shop

I promise im trying please be patient

Big tiger is on duty!!! There is an oddly big number of people who’ve forgotten how to swim today…

🎨: @itsmadcap.bsky.social

it's so crazy

Patch notes soonTM

biceptember is over
but the grind for the next one is not

unlikely as it is can we get like

iroha in the third vanadiel alliance raid

Is that so?

One in his position normally would not be, but the divine patron has meddled in for his own amusement

LRT I say "do this to Soren" a lot, but this time: Soren doing this to someone

Wait a sec… did something just snap ⁉️⁉️

I'm just followin' da rules

Government-mandated nude alt

Further detailed possibilities:
-the god making this deal with him after a bloody just-barely win against another knight, passing out and meeting him in a dream, waking up in a cell
-tricky bastard that he is, the deity directed a cadre of soldiers to him; outnumbered and worn, off to jail for him

sorenashecomms

The fiendish deity gave him what he wanted, the power to bring death to the wicked, but not without some pretense. He had to learn how to tap into his gifted dark magicks, and what better chance than as a convict slave gladiator fighting for his life for freedom?

Thank you @thairesnsfw.bsky.social

Real

Agency is a hell of a concept

GRRRR just the idea of someone assuming control over Soren, power to override his will with a supernatural connection to a "master" figure grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

God damn