Andech

Eating bismuth subsalicylate tablets for lunch just to spoil myself

Roses are red
Now it's my chance
I cast a curse on you
You'll now shit your pants

#YIAYrose

huh?

I miss when I could buffer the whole ass youtube video.

I am Schrödinger's autist. I am both too autistic for this shit and also not autistic enough.

I was wondering what the fuck those footprints were lmao

The manager at my minimum wage job: "why do you spend you much time on bathroom breaks?"
Me: "because much like you, I am full of shit."

To be fair I also blame this on the common trend of just ending videos without any sort of outro and speaking as though there is more to say

My craziest reoccurrence of ADHD is watching a video, pausing it for something else, and returning to only realize I stopped only seconds before the end of the video.

I feel like this is going to be a GREAT year for Vine #YIAY2026

"Smoking isn't cool"

Then why is it that every time I replay the Yakuza games I am tempted to go out and buy a pack?

It's hard to believe that the minecraft movie came out this year. That felt like it was 6 or 7 years ago

YouTube video by Andech I Was Made for Lovin' You x Bad Apple!! -【Mashup by Andech】

Hey, I made a mashup of "I Was Made for Lovin' You" and "Bad Apple!!"
It was a lot of fun! Check it out!
youtu.be/qHUR7O4Rumg?...

This guy is a hero and I'm so tired of pretending he's not

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Odd. You usually get your back blown out, not thrown out.

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More like "fartner lounge" ha ha zing

Not the only couch I've seen you on.

Prepare for unforeseen consequences.
#YIAYoct

Rub my belly, kick my feet, and blow spit bubbles.
#YIAYit

I'm gonna turn you into a Swedish pop group.

Abba cadabra

Which actor would play you in your biopic? #jackask

Woke means I don't sort my laundry before washing. I believe the whites and colors should be washed together!
#YIAYwoke

Find the nearest woman. If there is one thing I've been taught, it's that you never ask a woman her age. YouTube will then be ashamed and let you continue watching.
#YIAYtube

It was my birthday today!

So this is what 52 feels like

What makes you rub your belly and say "yummyyy"?

The unstoppable force vs the immovable object.

Either way you are killin it!