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Dressed like a futuristic baked potato.

GuC
@Key
Shinbashi
Homare
Kimura

In that order.

Jake Lee brought a stuffed monkey out in a match that had Shingo in it. Y’all can’t make me hate the Jonkler.

The Tospo person who voted Jiro over Homare as the DG rook in Rookie of the Year and I mean this with no sarcasm. Was so so correct.

Naito has been a really good smaller show/match worker. Think it’s simply because he’s not pushing himself so hard so his natural skill just shines.

RYUSEI and Naito are like a very good tag.

I’ll give him a pass on Knull, because he probably doesn’t know he exists

KENTA is just doing what others did to him back to the young kids.😅

Promotion of the year is a lock if we keep feeding the rookies to KENTA.

work with the inexperienced guys and still have them leave the match with *something*

Agreed. RYUSEI also just has the advantage of his father being a luchador so his brain is wired for the business already then you put someone like Naito in his ear. I actually like that, because one of my pitches before he debuted was him debuting vs Marufuji. Since Maru understands how to

Angel Reyes is simply not good at this moment in time. Not saying he can’t get good, but it probably won’t happen by the end of this LTJ run unless they’re here for the long haul. RYUSEI, I do think will get good sooner than later. He’s got charisma and you can’t teach that.

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Almost time for the New Japan Cup and this is the year we go all the way

Purge Night of Torture was the last time I felt something so I need a Kotoge N-1 run, Andrade title wins, and some sick Hash and Nakamori singles to make me feel again.

Update: Yano put out a very sincere apology for criticizing Kenoh without actually watching the video. Kenoh Wins Again.

As some of you know, I have ADHD. Last night I looked up some of symptoms as an adult and boy couldn’t be more on the dot if it tried.

That’s more of the Masada I had hope for once upon a time.

Masada vs Sumi: AWESOME.

Ueno vs Kaisei: .

First singles should’ve been Okatani.

The urge to pick Magnus and El Hijo De Stuka Jr up and hug them tight for wanting to join the House. Good men.

RWS might be the best work of HAYATA’s career other than early RATELS YO-HEY tag stuff. Unless his DOVE run was just nuts. It’s at least the most likable he’s ever been. Perfect straight man for the group.

No one has ever said this ever in their life, but I’m very excited for YOSHI-HASHI vs Jake Lee. 1. They aren’t gonna go long. 2. YH is a significantly better pro wrestler than Yota. 3. He’s also the type of hard hitting wrestler Jake pairs off well with.

It’s incredible how much harder the CMLL guys try in Japan in comparison to AEW.

Watched the Owada progress promos and unfortunately he’s very good at being an awkward straight man and needs to join the SQWAD.

One of the reasons I like watching the older guys(Watching Yuj and Nobu atm) is their IQ is obviously way better than the new gen. However, they’re so focused on being good at the small things as they’ve gotten older it’s really a nice change of pace when a bodyslam is an integral part of the match.

Wataru isn’t as good as Jungle 2 imo. Jungle 2 has too many hits imo. However, the fact Yellow Bucks got YG on a track is crazy, and the song is up there with some of the best on Jungle 2. So success for that.

Fantasticamania is Yuj’s favorite tour of the year and the photos from the fans bring me great joy.

He matured