PunkCandy07

@gingersquared.bsky.social @jaydee9113.bsky.social apparently the whole fam is here send help

well this is embarrassing...

cuz the tables gonna turn turn turn turn turn

someone explain to me how it is only 2:30 pm?

yell. why is autocorrect?

hey @juliancomeau.bsky.social I just had to yelled at you for a second cuz I FUGGIN MISS YOUR MUG!

I ate and now I'm more hungry than I started. THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS.

why does 3 and a half minutes feel like an hour when you're standing in front of a microwave waiting for your hot pockets?

surviving today was brought to you by the 32 oz @grillospickles.bsky.social I annihilated today.

unfortunately she lives in the opposite direction, and our schedules don't match up. she coaches so her hours are weird, she also gives family rides to work, so it normally only works when I'm desperate. this morning worked because she had to take a detour because of a crash.

especially when I'm a 5 minute ride from home (non walkable) and was looking at paying $25 for a ride this morning with a 25 minute ESTIMATED wait this morning. thank goodness for fantastic coworkers.

if you drive for uber I hope you have the decency to cancel fairly quickly. also it's easier to hit cancel yourself than to type out "please cancel please" then "CANCEL PLEASE". almost pushed me over the edge,

shout out to Jason my uber driver to coming to the "country" after an incredibly long day while I was overstimulated, having a panic attack and had waited for almost 20 minutes for another driver only for the asshole to adk me to cancel

side bar, Hayley Williams is also Christian and open about it. so is avril- in fact she has a song about having faith in God when she was sick. yall need to grow the fuck up.

jules getting crap for having a gf, Johnnie getting crap for daring to post with his gf "too much" and Gwen getting shit for believing in the power of prayer? if you hate it maybe it's a reflection on you, cuz it sure as fuck isn't a reflection on them.

and now everyone is shitt8ng on Gwen for being christian???? omg people ffs. being Christian isn't bad. using your Christianity to act like a douche is. what in the actual fuck is wrong with people these days?

had people try to manipulate them into getting them their orders sooner, gone over confusing spreadsheets that should take 5 minutes but because our phones won't stop ringing it takes us way way longer. we also love sugar as it is fuel when we barely have time to shove food in our mouth holes.

psa November and December and the busy season for merch peeps like me. we work late, production works late and on the weekends so if you happen to deal with the people who provide your company's custom apparel for employee Christmas gifts be nice to your merch girls. they've been yelled at,

best believe it.

and this is for the butthead who was stupid enough to delete you from their life, which tbh with my December rage was probably actually an intelligent choice.

dis cuz i lub youz

@noiqhumans.bsky.social i don't know if I should be offended or honored but I'm going to go with honored.

see for entertainment value it's great. watch a chubby chick twerk till she throws her back out. wait. that's not entertaining at all cuz it would literally take 10 seconds. ok I'm going back to the drawing board. we need a new idea.

butch to the rescue I'll be there to twerk till they let us move (it'll be really fuckimg quick because nobody wants to see me me twerk)

@thisisloveless.bsky.social @juliancomeau.bsky.social

little did she know that within 24 hours she would be leaving a message for her psychologist crying and begging for something to help her sleep.

I know it's cliche but I love wrapped day @juliancomeau.bsky.social @thisisloveless.bsky.social