Bring back webrings

Getting one of these self-rotating globes was an amazing decision.

Kansas City Royals News: Bobby Witt Jr flashes the leather America’s shortstop, indeed.

Kansas City Royals News: Bobby Witt Jr. flashes the leather

republicans are going to get more and more openly bigoted and the dem response still seems to be "come on guys, be good, we know youre good deep in your hearts"

"You let your cat..."

Yes. Whatever the rest of the sentence is, yes. Because I fear them as much as I love them. They are organized. They always watch.

the onion newspaper is worth it for the ads

an important reminder that "hacking" rarely involves typing real fast as green text scrolls by and mostly involves asking people for their login info in increasingly sophisticated ways

human psychology is a lot easier to manipulate than code, be very careful with anyone asking for credentials

Laughs sarcastically in GenX raised by boomers who both worked.

Worf, labeled "Monday" is manhandling Spot the cat, labeled "Me."

"Happy" Monday!

#StarTrek #StarTrekMemes #TrekMemes #work #Monday #cats

Gonna double down with a reminder that if you post a screenshot of text from an article you should alt text it & link to the fucking article!!!! If you found it on the internet you should share the link!!! Do not force me to Nancy Drew my way back to the source by triangulating fonts w/news outlets.

All lit up in the bookshelf!

"You have reached The Void. All operators are busy. If you believe this message to be in error, please check the Void and try your scream again later."

I like how this describes both Daylight Savings Time and also everything about America.

A circular enamel pin featuring a chubby orange tabby cat biting into a salami against a light blue starry background.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Little Treat Pin.

Q: Can cats have a little salami?
A: Yes, as a treat.
Q: But isn't that cat eating a lot of salami?
A: Shut up. Shut your mouth.
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A covered litter box. A fluffy kitten sits inside, facing out, her little front paws resting on the bottom edge of the entrance opening. She looks a little concerned.

This pic for a litter box looks like the kitten is working at a beachside snack shack and it's her first day and in her head, as she says, "Welcome to Herring House, how may I help you today?" she's silently thinking, "Please just want oyster crackers," because she ate all the herring.

IF Gavin Newsom is on a ballot

THEN me and many others will refuse to vote for him

THEREFORE instead of bitching at me and others like me

YOU should take the *years* you have and make sure that doesn't happen if you actually fucking care

BECAUSE my position is immutable

ICE attracts the worst of the worst. There is no reform sweeping enough to fix it. There is only abolition and prosecution.

every single employee being jailed is the moderate position

The Fargo Woodchippers. It’s like a baseball player was fed into a woodchipper but not really its an animated logo style.

Some of the Minor League promo team names are ok but sometimes they nail it.

The Fargo Woodchippers.

I can explain it right now tbh, they don't consider the rest of us human much less American. It's not national suicide, it is a family annihilation perpetuated by people who lied and grifted and stole they way into power and are using it to consolidate resources ahead of the climate catastrophe

Perfect description

Vivid, dramatic painting of a red highland cow against a dark, cloudy blue sky.

Absolutely stunning painting of our beautiful highland cow, Babs, by Theresa Soychak Payea! www.facebook.com/share/p/17ep...

We wanted to survey Gen Z Republicans but struggled with low response rates. So we set up a Discord server called "Hitler Was Right," and quickly found ourselves with a wide pool of subjects to interview.

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

Thing that really gets my goat is the way people are eager to fund this bullshit but you need eleven layers of analysis and a ton of collateral if you want to open a small grocery store in a food desert.

Daylight Savings change-over tonight, in case your life wasn't weird and stressful and exhausting enough.

Electricians and plumbers are seeing these dipshits and going "hell yeah, job security"

These dipshits are guaranteed to fuck up a DIY listening to their gooning machine made of plagiarism and turn a $200 problem into a $20,000 problem.

Jack Dorsey is fundamentally not a very bright man

a close up of 6 or 7 turtles tumbling out of an egg. these are so small they could balance on your fingertip, and each is a different wild combination of colors! there are pastels, shiny rainbows, deep blues and bright greens.

a shot from above showing 6 different eggs. every egg is totally random colors in funny stripes, since we have them printed with filament that otherwise would have been wasted during color changes

a little stack of 10 turtles on top of each other!

three different eggs. One is purples and black stripes, one is bright oranges and rainbows, one is bright bright pink mixed in with teal & purple stripes

This one is a Blue Sky Special. Everyone keeps asking us if they can just buy the tiny freebie turtles (or multiple of the tiny freebie turtles) so now you can buy a Tiny Turtle Army in mystery colors! They all hatch from a cute randomly colored egg!

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