ִֶָ𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ 「さき」🐇་༘࿐

Juiz quando comete crime:

Every day I wake up and deal with people romanticizing the early 2000s and making me feel old

Juicy on the ass

Someone a decade+ younger than I asked me if I saw the Matrix in theaters and how cool that must have been

o meu fica mandando seis e-mails por dia me anunciando apenas itens q eu já comprei, pior marketing

Isso sim que é pensamento intrusivo

tipo por favor boninho novo se aquieta, eu tenho que fazer faxina sabe

mds o cara não pode ficar duas horas sem checar o espiadinha q perde prova de anjo e briga do july com babu, esse bbb tá muito movimentado

alô alô vim pra cá pq o insta me baniu :)

Dating in 2025 is just waiting to see how long they can fake emotional maturity before the mask slips.

*driving with my knees so I don’t spill my Panda Express

do not disappoint yourself by becoming a boring human being. do stuff

in my mind i painted this picture of him as if he were a deep, disturbed, complex romantic character when in fact he was just some dude in the right place/time.

Bloomberg Trump Tariffs on Canada Lumber Risk Pinching Toilet Paper Supply

try saying this 5 times fast

Dopamine addiction is such a hilarious concept. Yeah man, I’m addicted to feeling good. When I haven’t felt good in a long time, I feel… real bad

thanks 🩵 🩵

é meu mesmo!

to be angry is to deny change. raging against their actions is to stay around the idea of them. somewhere in between lies a choice; to let them go is as hard as healing.

you know what’s the worst? no really, what is the worst? there’s so many horrible things happening at one time i can’t keep track

In my defense your honor, BlueSky doesn’t have an edit button

os motorista em poa estão sendo muito criativos quanto ao sinal vermelho da sinaleira

homem fica tudo maluco quando mulher grita pedindo o mínimo

squidward from spongebob squarepants is laughing with his tongue out and says `` me losing it '' ALT: squidward from spongebob squarepants is laughing with his tongue out and says `` me losing it ''

when they say i should stop talking so much about other ppl & the next minute do the same

i long to be simple

Persist in your quest for joy. No one can take away your ability to keep standing back up.

If you need a moment to reclaim your joy, do it. Spend all the time you need on the ground resting and ignore their meaningless ten-count.

You
Win
When
You
Stand
Back
Up

aside from my neurodivergent ass

they say passion weans out over time. why isn’t it like that for me tho

not very good at the slaaaaay thing, may i interest you in a 15-page essay instead

eu que faço tudo pela minha avó no tratamento dela já faz anos e ninguém pensou em me avisar que a data da cirurgia mudou? ¬¬ minha família me irrita demais

me cuido no trânsito pra não deixar essa fofura órfã