regan thee stallion

Being poly isn’t a choice like being emo or bisexual

i saw the ball pit post within 45 minutes of it being published

this app would be a lot better if the notifications didn’t lag so badly

i am allowing myself one more week of being a hot mess. then i will lock in.

i feel like good luck babe is that one!

if nonfiction is too dry, i highly recommend erik larson’s books. they’re incredibly well done, they read like fiction. in the garden of beasts would be a reallllllly good read for everyone right now.

is there a song like good luck babe but for bisexual women getting over a hetero delusionship

unfortunately for the general public, my brief lover girl arc is over. i’ve decided to be a menace moving forward. thank you all for understanding.

i’ve worked in this bar for two months and i know the names of perhaps a third of my coworkers but at this point it’s too late to ask

not in like a concerning way or anything, more just sheer stress, i haven’t eaten anything since tuesday night and i feel like i’m starting to go just a wee bit crazy lol

personally, i played it really cool
for about 24 hours and then i went to a dive bar where i’ve never once payed for a drink and then i downloaded the same app. see ya there, bestie!

hey so just out of curiosity, completely hypothetically, if you had been seeing a man for three months and were under the impression that it was exclusive… what is the proper response to seeing he still has hinge downloaded

tori and regan in the same city when?????

Good news for the CEO of UnitedHealthcare: there are no concerns about preexisting conditions in hell

i would like #14!

now’s the perfect time for rediscovery!

no actually!!! i feel like they didn’t give us what they usually do :/

dope lemon 🙂‍↕️

this is better than christmas to me

this is my favorite day on twitter i need elon to let me back in!!!!

forehead kisses from a man who doesn’t care if i live or die 🥰

absolutely, any dipping sauce?

my new apartment is within walking distance of a sonic, i used to pray for times like these!!!

i am locked out of twitter and it’s making me INSANE

skeet and delete

i’m going to go scream in the forest tomorrow, if anyone wants to join me :)

my ex boyfriend coded

this is my yearning account

imagining a world in which having a crush doesn’t make me completely insane

oooh yes please!!