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Stuart Gibson

@stuart.cyberpunk.gmbh

I'm not here, I'm on Mastodon. https://sozial.cyberpunk.gmbh/@stuart Pokémaster. Webmaster. Queer as heck. #ActuallyAutistic

57 Followers  |  3 Following  |  21 Posts  |  Joined: 11.06.2023  |  1.5729

Latest posts by stuart.cyberpunk.gmbh on Bluesky

You realise the next grift is going to be Trump claiming he built the Epstein Ballroom at the White House, therefore he needs paid when it's used, even after he leaves office, right?

23.10.2025 15:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The last time the White House was this badly damaged was in 1814 by British troops under the command of a King.

22.10.2025 19:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Kebab Demon Hunters, is that anything?

22.10.2025 18:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"We hope you're enjoying the Backblaze Computer Backup service."

Look. I like Backblaze. It is a good product. I think it is worth paying for. It has saved my ass multiple times. But no one, and I mean no one, "enjoys" their backup service.

22.10.2025 13:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So does York just not have a Duke now? Whatever will they do? 😱

18.10.2025 05:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Me: "I've been really productive today"
Also Me: "Oh, my RSS reader hasn't been open"

15.10.2025 15:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm not 100% sure the appendices of The Lord of the Rings are quite the light read I need after a surprisingly large measure of Lagavulin 16 🥃

12.10.2025 21:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

79 seems way too young to lose Diane Keaton 😔

11.10.2025 20:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I want a show where Dr Sam Beckett jumps into the bodies of people baking delicious cinnamon apple pies, going for crunchy leaf walks, having a cup of hot chocolate while reading a book under a cosy blanket.

Call it Quantumnal Leap.

11.10.2025 17:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Give me a single reason why Sora2 should exist.
I'm so tired... Edited by Benjamin Easter: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmQSe5XiJ0asxAvC5VGYahA Give me a single reason why Sora2 should exist.

I will admit Hank Green said this slightly more eloquently.
youtu.be/Vz0oQ0v0W10

11.10.2025 08:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you're out there making Sora videos and thinking to yourself "Wheee! This is fun because I'm in the video", you should probably just go and have a wank like the rest of us.

11.10.2025 08:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"How can that album be getting a 50th Anniversary edition? It only came out a couple of years before I was born… Oh… Oh no…"

10.10.2025 13:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Dolly Parton posts 'I ain't dead yet' after sister sparks health concerns The singer's sister had asked fans to pray for her after the star postponed gigs due to health issues.

Woo! It worked! Praise the Lord!

www.bbc.com/news/article...

08.10.2025 21:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Dolly Parton's sister asks fans to pray for country singer The message comes a week after the 79-year-old musician postponed gigs due to health issues.

I'm not religious, but I'd be willing to Pascal's Wager for Dolly.

www.bbc.com/news/articles/cjd...

08.10.2025 06:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Sunday evening bath watching Over the Garden Wall
🍁🍂🎃🍂🍁

05.10.2025 18:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

'Mahmood said that while the right to protest is fundamental "this freedom must be balanced with the freedom of their neighbours to live their lives without fear"'

*stares in Northern Ireland*

05.10.2025 10:33 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Police to get broader powers to crack down on repeated protests The move is not a ban on protests but "about restrictions and conditions", Shabana Mahmood tells the BBC.

GOVERNMENT SANCTIONED PROTESTS AREN'T PROTESTS, YOU SCREAMING AUTHORITARIAN TWATS.

www.bbc.com/news/articles/c24...

05.10.2025 10:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Internalised social ableism is me drinking coffee because I'm tired, fully ignoring the certainty that coffee makes my autistic ass more sleepy.

05.10.2025 09:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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What I've been teaching myself this week.

04.10.2025 14:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Fuck EA.

04.10.2025 14:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Vaguely considering cross posting here as well as my real home on Mastodon. I already can see posts from here in Tapestry for those I care about seeing but aren’t on Mastodon, but don’t know if I really want to just randomly throw stuff into the void for ill defined reasons 🤷🏻

04.10.2025 00:08 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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