The Muckle Stoater Presents

Stuck in the Middle is all-business: FUNNY BUSINESS! Join us on Saturday, 21st March for fun, pie, gags, pie, and also, pie! Use the link to buy your tickets for the whole year!! www.tickettailor.com/events/themu...

Masterclasses | Darklands Festival Have you ever felt like an outsider? Struggled to find your tribe or get into a play headspace? Exploring the link between fear and fetish, this presentation will show how the healing power of kink ca...

Hey you! Yeah YOU! 🫵 Are you afraid of clowns?

My Masterclass is a safe space for to learn a little about fear, kink & clowning.

Come check it out & feel free to ask me anything about it!

Link HERE: darklands.be/masterclasse...

Looners and spanking and pies - OH MY!! Join the circus on Saturday, 21st March, and use the link below to get your tickets for the whole year!! www.tickettailor.com/events/themu...

All the best rodeo clowns have excellent lung capacity! Join the circus on Saturday, 21st March, and use the link below to get your tickets for the whole year!! www.tickettailor.com/events/themu...

HOWDY CLOWNS!! The first Stuck in the Middle for 2026 was a huge success, and we're looking forward to seeing YOU at the next one! Join us on Saturday, 21st March, and use the link below to get your tickets for the whole year!! www.tickettailor.com/events/themu...

TWO CAN PLAY THE WEDGIE GAME🤪 Stuck in the Middle is only 2 days away on Sat 31st Jan, so BUY YOUR TICKETS and CHECK OUT THE CIRUS!! The link is live for the future, so spin our prize wheel, and you can join in the wedgie fun!!🤡 tickettailor.com/events/themu...

Three's a crowd, but there's MORE stooges where these bozo's came from🤪 Stuck in the Middle is only 3 days away on Sat 31st Jan, so BUY YOUR TICKETS and CHECK OUT THE CIRUS!! The link is live for the future, so JOIN US!!🤡 tickettailor.com/events/themu...

I only have FOUR LIMBS to play this game - I need more🤪 Stuck in the Middle is only 4 days away on Sat 31st Jan, so GET YOUR TIX and play with the CLOWNS!! The link is live for the future, so join me for a game or three🤡 tickettailor.com/events/themu...

HIGH FIVE🤪 Stuck in the Middle is a real PIE or BE PIED kinda place!! The circus is only 5 days away on Sat 31st Jan, so GET YOUR TICKETS ASAP! And get them early for future events...cuz if you don't...there's pie... tickettailor.com/events/themu...

HONK! Did you know it only takes 0.6 PSI to INFLATE a CLOWN?? The circus is 6 days away on Sat 31st Jan, so GET YOUR TIX before prices BALLOON!! 🤪 And get them early for future events before this bubble POPS📷https://tickettailor.com/events/themucklestoaterpresents/2004238

WELL THAT'S SEVEN INCHES OF SURPRISE!! Did you know the event link is live for all events this year? The circus is 7 days away on Sat 31st Jan, so REACH DEEP AND GET YOUR TICKETS NOW!! 🤪 📷https://tickettailor.com/events/themucklestoaterpresents/2004238

THESE BOZOS ATE THE GROUP SHOT!!! Don't you wanna join us for the next one?! The circus is 8 days away on Sat 31st Jan, so GET YOUR TICKETS OR ELSE!! 🤪 📷https://tickettailor.com/events/themucklestoaterpresents/2004238

I'M ON CLOUD NINE!!! Doesn't stooge look happy to be pied? And guess what - SO CAN YOU! The circus is 9 days away on Sat 31st Jan, so GET YOUR TICKETS IMMEDIATELY!! 🤪 Now...who wants pie? 📷https://tickettailor.com/events/themucklestoaterpresents/2004238

I'LL GIVE YA TO THE COUNT OF 10!!! The circus is 10 days away on Sat 31st Jan, so GET YOUR TICKETS NOW afore I open fire!! 🤪 SEE YA THERE 📷https://tickettailor.com/events/themucklestoaterpresents/2004238

HONK HONK!!! The circus is only TWO WEEKS AWAY! Join us on Sat 31st Jan & GET YOUR TICKETS NOW so you DON'T MISS OUT!! 🤪 SEE YA THERE 📷https://tickettailor.com/events/themucklestoaterpresents/2004238

YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! 🥳

GA-HYUCK!!!

The circus is OFFICIALLY back in town Sat 31st Jan & if you don’t GET YOUR TICKETS NOW imma blast you w/ my super-intricate balloon gun, bozo!! 🤪

SEE YA THERE 😜: www.tickettailor.com/events/themu...

It really has been such a welcoming, freeing and just wonderful time getting to go. Looking forward to more clowning around~

This truly means the world to me 🥹 I’m so happy I could be a part of your journey, bozo!

Yes 😏

Aww 🥹 Thank you so much - new episodes will be coming out sooooon!

Come visit!!

YAY!

LET’S GO CLOOOWWWNNNSSSS 🥳

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www.tickettailor.com/events/themu...

HAPPY HYUCKIN' NEW YEAR EVERYONE!! 🥳🤡

BOY DO WE HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU - ALL DATES FOR STUCK IN THE MIDDLE 2026 ARE NOW LIVE:

-31 Jan
-21 Mar
-23 May
-25 Jul
-19 Sep
-28 Nov

LET'S MAKE 2026 SILLIER THAN EVER!!

GET YOUR TICKETS NOW: www.tickettailor.com/events/themu...

Gods, really wish I didn't have to just leave @mstpresents.bsky.social so quickly, bunch of guys would love to have exchanged info with. But some as last time, another chill, fun, kinky and overall welcoming time! Wil ABSOLUTELY remember to bring the bouncy dice next time.

Thank you all SO MUCH for coming to my mad clown party - dates for 2026 TBA SOON so keep an eye out!!

Photos from last week will be coming soon - please reach out to me if you had any taken & would like to have them or see them posted (remember to credit @pupsnapuk.bsky.social).

TODAY IS THE DAYYYY 🥳

SEE ALL YOU BOZOS THERE !!

GRAB A TICKET IF YOU’VE STILL NOT GOT ONE (also available on the door): www.tickettailor.com/events/themu...

See 👏 You 👏 Tomorrow!! 🥳

Stuck in the Middle’s FINAL event this year is from 1-6pm @ the Underground in Central Station, King’s Cross - come join in the fun! 😜

TICKETS STILL AVAILABLE: www.tickettailor.com/events/themu...

📸 @pupsnapuk.bsky.social

I may be a bozo, but don’t think for a second I’ll hesitate to put a round of silly string right between your crosshairs!