The Muckle Stoater Presents

TODAY IS THE DAY!!! 🥳🎉

If you haven’t grabbed your tickets already, they’re still available online + on the door: www.tickettailor.com/events/themu...

SEE YOU BOZOS THERE 🤡

HYUCK! HONK! SPLAATTT!!! Good to know the bozos are all gearing up to celebrate my bday at Stuck in the Middle tomorrow!! 🥳

Come join them and be one of my birthday clowns!! I’m SURE none of you will be pieing me in the face… 😏👀

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🥹 They’re all making my heart swell 🙈 I wasn’t expecting this many!

😈 Good bozo

HONKA HONK HONKKK!!! 🥳

Last of these testimonies for now - who’s coming tomorrow?? BTW it is my BIRTHDAY PARTY, so I hope to see as many of you sexy clowns as possible!!! 🥰

(I may or may not end up being dunked into a huge cake… 👀)

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Still got testimonies coming in from attendees!!

This Saturday is no regular event - it’s also my birthday party, so come smash me with cake and having a gay ol’ time! 🤪

Tickets HERE: www.tickettailor.com/events/themu...

You should be CLOWNing!!

Listen, I’m queer. I can never resist a mirror selfie. Especially when I look this good! 🤡

Come check me in all my goofiest digs this Saturday at London’s only clown sex event + try some costumes on yourself!

Stuck in the Middle tickets available HERE: www.tickettailor.com/events/themu...

Yes you DO!!! Come this Saturdayyyy

Everyone's got one!

AN INNER CLOWN - get your mind out the gutter!

Let yours loose this Saturday at Stuck in the Middle, at The Underground, King's Cross!

NO DRESSCODE|NO PRESSURE TO PLAY|GOOD VIBES+CHILL ATMOSPHERE

Come join the circus - tickets HERE: www.tickettailor.com/events/themu...

Clowns to the left, Jokers to the right... Here we are, STUCK IN THE MIDDLE!!! 🥳🤡🎪

Be sure to get your tickets for our BIGGEST CLOWN PARTY YET - THIS SATURDAY 26th July!!

More games, more pies, more toys & more CLOWNS!!

Tix: www.tickettailor.com/events/themu...

🥴 😵‍💫

😈

It occurs to me my wedgie skills may be a draw for some🤭

Karaoke in the bar upstairs afterwards for anyone who wants to stick around / dares to brave my wedgies (I promise not to rip your underwear like I did here🙈)!

Tickets available for Sat 26 Jul: www.tickettailor.com/events/themu...

In this circus, you can be bullied... or you can be a bully!

Which do you wanna be? 😏

Tix for Stuck in the Middle on Sat 26 Jul LIVE NOW: www.tickettailor.com/events/themu...

What are the changes of getting me on my back at Stuck in the Middle, you ask? …Not zero 😏

Come run away with the circus on Sat 26th July!!

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CLOWNS ARE COOL! Don’t let anyone tell you different 😎🤙

See all you cool clowns at Stuck in the Middle on Sat 26th Jul: www.tickettailor.com/events/themu...

What can you expect at Stuck in the Middle on Sat 26th July?

Oh, you know, just classic circus fun… 🤪

Come on down to The Underground at Central Station in King's X for an afternoon of sexy buffoonery! (+ karaoke in the bar afterwards!!)

TICKETS AVAILABLE NOW: www.tickettailor.com/events/themu...

What to expect @ Stuck in the Middle on Sat 26 July?

Oh, you know, just classic circus fun… 🤪

Come on down to The Underground @ Central Station in King's X for an afternoon of sexy buffoonery! (+ karaoke in the bar afterwards!!)

TICKETS AVAILABLE NOW: www.tickettailor.com/events/themu...

Clown fun! Shenanigans! Tomfoolery! It’s all happening at Stuck in the Middle this month on Sat 26th Jul

See you for our biggest party yet @ The Underground Club in King’s Cross!!!

TICKETS:
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Clown curious?? Come get your balloon twisted on Sat 26th Jul at STUCK IN THE MIDDLE 🥳

This will be our biggest one yet - more games, more thrills, more clowns 😈🤡

Come be horny and WEIRD! 🤪

Tickets are LIVE:
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🥳 🥳 🥳 SEND IN THE CLOWNS!!! 🤡

Stannum shows off his rainbow-tone wrestling singlet. Part clown, part strongman, all beard and all belly 😁

It finally came! I’m gonna be ready for the next @mstpresents.bsky.social 😁

Getting inspired to add some new games to Stuck in the Middle… 👀

HONK! HONK!

The circus is BACK IN TOWN this July at the Underground Club!!

It just so happens to also be my birthday, so we're going bigger, harder, louder & SILLIER! 🥳 Come join me & the other clowns for an afternoon of goofy fun - HYUCK!!

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Look at @matthewfinns.bsky.social taking a pie to the face like a champ at last month’s party! 🤭

📸 @christiansonxxx.bsky.social

🎟️ 🎁 Don’t forget to grab your tickets for next month’s birthday party event NOW: www.tickettailor.com/events/themu...

🥳 Tickets available for July’s Birthday Circus Celebration: www.tickettailor.com/events/themu...

Got more of these coming & while they’re all anonymous I want to note this person was especially nervous about attending!

To any shy clowns out there: you are welcome, accepted & invited to hang out in this space for as long or as little as you like. It’s a pressure-free atmosphere in my big top! 🎪

🎟️ July’s special birthday event tickets are live now: www.tickettailor.com/events/themu...