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Rob Spence

@spencro.bsky.social

Former Eng Lit academic. Ford Madox Ford, Wyndham Lewis, Penelope Fitzgerald, Robert Nye, but mainly Anthony Burgess, a fellow Mancunian. robspence.org.uk shinynewbooks.co.uk victorcrabbe on Insta Substack https://open.substack.com/pub/rob611

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Looks great, and I will try to join in later in the year. I think you've put the Athill cover up instead of the Taylor on the webpage.

07.03.2026 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Why do US politicians talking about bombing people refer to them as "kinetic strikes"? I mean, any strike is kinetic, because kinetic means it moves. Is it to make it sound like something from a video game rather than something that kills human beings?

07.03.2026 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Indeed. This cropped up on my feed earlier today, and caused a double take.

07.03.2026 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fabrice Conchon, though! Could by a minor Thomas Pynchon character.

07.03.2026 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I assumed that Venomous Lumpsucker was a jokey name for a Martin Amis novel that I couldn't identify. Then I looked it up, and it's real!

07.03.2026 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is that his breakup album? "Sara" was on the subsequent album.

07.03.2026 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Good to know. We are going next week.

07.03.2026 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Fine Knacks for Ladies
YouTube video by King's Singers - Topic Fine Knacks for Ladies

I associate it with this: youtu.be/eKhOjIUHV6Y?...

07.03.2026 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, and I instinctively read it as "knicknackatories." I wonder when the initial k came in?

07.03.2026 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Nicknackatories" - love that idea!

07.03.2026 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Freebies, I suppose, yes. I can't recall the last time I saw one of those little street corner stands though. Decades ago.

07.03.2026 12:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They thought there'd still be guys on street corners selling newspapers in 2005...

07.03.2026 10:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

At least one early reviewer assumed the author was female and praised her for her hard headed satirical tone.

07.03.2026 10:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain - "Wuthering Heights"
YouTube video by rud1e The Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain - "Wuthering Heights"

Like this? youtu.be/FF0VaBxb27w?...

06.03.2026 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Of course, no criticism intended. Just think it's ironic that the word is mostly used in a positive rather than a pejorative sense.

06.03.2026 11:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't think he was the first to use the term "meritocracy." And his book about it is a vision of a dystopian future society.

06.03.2026 09:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Compass, by Mathias Γ‰nard. Mesmerising.

05.03.2026 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Comedy: Twelfth Night
Tragedy: King Lear
Problem play: Measure for Measure

05.03.2026 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But...but... he's Highly Respected. I mean, initial caps.

05.03.2026 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, yes, very likely.

05.03.2026 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just Mars was a male god and Venus a female goddess. It's still odd, though.

05.03.2026 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Learner driver arrested for drug driving during test in St Helens The 26-year-old was stopped by officers after they spotted a defective brake light.

This is bizarre. What was the examiner thinking? How could they even allow the test to start?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

03.03.2026 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Replies are off, so can't reply directly, @matthewcobb.bsky.social but I hope you get a response. He's my MP too, and took six weeks to send me a boilerplate bland restatement of the govt's position when I wrote to him about aping Reform's immigration policy.

03.03.2026 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Some kind of sourpuss on the tech team.

03.03.2026 12:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn't realise it was measles (nobody told me when I was 2!) until at a routine check up in my sixties the optician started by saying "you must have had measles very young." A common outcome, apparently.

03.03.2026 11:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Really, it was fine. Got out of school on a regular basis. And I was able to take off the specs except for reading when I was 17. Not happy when one eye started wandering again when I was 30, hence the third op.

03.03.2026 10:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I developed a squint in both eyes as a result of measles aged 2. Cue weekly appointments at the eye hospital for 10 years, three operations, and 68 years of wearing specs.

03.03.2026 10:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, fair enough. And who knows how much extra you'd have to pay for a delivery, given the current cost of a first class stamp?

03.03.2026 10:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Didn't there used to be something called Royal Mail, which, for a fee, would deliver items to your door? I'm sure I remember that.

03.03.2026 10:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone should definitely issue Heart of Darkness with this image.

03.03.2026 10:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0