Bob

The best thing about Jared Leto is the scene where Ed Norton destroys his face in Fight Club. It's all downhill from there.

Kind of seems like a society that rewards those who take the most instead of those who give the most is doomed.

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Paranoia strikes deep....

Ah, thank you. It's not so serious, though. Just me grumbling. His roommate's girlfriend has a 4-year-old, so it was kind of inevitable.

Good kid.

Moms should get awards for parking and waiting while their kids play.

I'm okay! Just irritated at the perfect timing. At least it's a three-day weekend!

It's a gift.

And ruin the double-noice? Heaven (or thereabouts) forfend!

Setting the command timeout to 180 minutes because hope.

Shucks. 💜

My kid flew across the country to spend a week with us and promptly got sick. He's basically been asleep since Thursday night. And now I'm getting a sore throat. So, that's pretty cool.

Isn't she great? I want to send her to college so she can be president.

I just want to be clear that I am not Toad.

I am an innocent summer child.

Hawt

I would just start confessing to shit.

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Y'all don't understand. Of all the threats to Trump's presidency, having Coffeezilla up his ass would be the end of it. That dude is relentless.

As I said in a post last week, VA doesn't shut down during these weirdo DC standoffs. Unfortunately, *parts* of the agency do, though. Some of our IT people get furloughed, for instance. And one of them seems to have turned down the bandwidth in protest, because my reports WILL NOT REFRESH.

Excuse me, sir. We prefer Plus One Americans.

But we both know it was an accurate "quote."

I was "quoting" someone else.

...uh.... What "success" has Trump had on the world stage? He's a laughingstock who's tanked the US's reputation and created enemies out of longtime allies. Douthat is so weird, man.

I was quoting someone else!

Diane Keaton. Damn.