Snap Wilson

The Lions should absolutely reschedule.

AOC on MTG retiring: "She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office."

"Testing the ceasefire" Jesus Christ. AP, get your shit together.

New Jersey may stop paying federal taxes under new governor Gov.-elect Mikie Sherrill said on a podcast with Jon Stewart it's a "great idea."

““If they’re not gonna run the programs, then what are we paying them for?” she said. “It’s like, you know, you’re paying us for a service and they’re not delivering. So let’s stop paying for it.”

👀 @mikiesherrill.bsky.social goes there …

A screenshot of a Facebook post where a person named Andy ask the Well now “What the hell is transgender?” The Royal Canadian Air Force account response with “That’s a pretty big question asked in a pretty small way, Andy. ‘Transgender’ putting describes someone whose gender – who they know themselves to be – doesn’t match the sex they were assigned at birth. It’s not new, and it’s certainly not a fad. People have lived this experience for as long as people have existed; we’re just finally talking about it openly. You don’t have to fully understand it right away, most learning takes time, but we can always start from a place of respect. That’s how decent folks handle things they’re still getting used to.”

Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…

Boyfriend Ready To Take Relationship To Previous Level

Boyfriend Ready To Take Relationship To Previous Level https://theonion.com/boyfriend-ready-to-take-relationship-to-previous-level-1819568844/

I don't *think* we've ever seen him eat pork.

They're trying to deny it, but it seems the easiest way to deny it would be to just film yourself right away in an area of Texas.

X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.

Here’s an “influencer from Texas”

They don't even bother to show the on-screen text sometimes. Zom 100 has a very important element, the main character's bucket list written in a notebook which I don't think was ever translated on-screen by CR. I had to look it up in a wiki every time they would show it.

There's a lot of good Chromium-based browsers. Chrome is the last thing anyone should be using at this point, unless it's for web page testing.

The other way to get rid of it is use Brave or some other browser. (I know Brave has Leo, but you can remove integration from it pretty easily).

Jeff Magnum is his porn name.

That sounds freaking awesome.

In the Aeroplane Over the Sea is such a good fucking album, man.

Okay what the fuck is happening with all this good news here

Grungy

The original rap mixtapes were the tapes with songs collected by hitting "Record" at the right time. I had a shoebox full of these, and some of the songs were not released beyond copies sent to radio stations.

Worked with bin Salman.

having the dawning realization that south korea spent all that time making hamburger patties with ketchup kimchi or whatever when they could have just sent in bts

This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year

TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?

We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to

Panini America, WNBPA ink record licensing deal Panini America has agreed to a new licensing deal with the WNBA players' association, the company announced Thursday, calling the agreement the "most lucrative" licensing deal in women's sports histor...

It took me three paragraphs before I realized Panini America wasn't some sandwich chain I had never heard of.

www.espn.com/wnba/story/_...

Michael Voepel finally recognizes how good Awa Fam is, better late than never.

About time! Fam Fam, rise up!

I feel like we all briefly just stepped into an alternate reality. Zohran is a 20th level sorcerer, that's all I can surmise.

He’s surrounded by such wormy little losers at the White House that I think he was like wow a cool guy

donald trump endorsed zohran mamdani before chuck schumer lmao

“Time for the Pope to start cracking skulls.” Patrick Koepp, Cheese Curdler

Religiosity In U.S. Drops To Lowest On Record https://theonion.com/religiosity-in-u-s-drops-to-lowest-on-record/

Honestly, the funniest thing Trump has ever done.

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