Mel

happy birthday to my thing

Ohhh I was always a little bummed that BCI wasn't feasible for me until after the physical goodies were gone so this is a great treat for me specifically 👀

humanoid crow knight, wearing a green robe and a breastplate and holding a long sword

corvid knight

screencap from the above link: I have found this problem fairly endemic to the romcomantasy (eh? eh?) subgenre to which McCallum’s debut belongs. Oh, I am so tired of reading book after book where nobody has ever done a single thing wrong, or, even if they have, it was all a terrible misunderstanding. I cannot bear these characters with personalities as smooth as Ken dolls, who run dear little retail shops in interchangeable Fantasylands and placeless middle Americas, unbothered by problems of inventory or human frailty. I am going to chew right through the bars of my enclosure, and go rampaging all around the countryside, if I am called upon to read one more book where a character’s big secret finally comes out, and the other character is like: “No problem, babe, I know your heart, and I understand that, while you initially had a scheme to sabotage my dreams, you changed your mind over the course of our courtship. Due to the trust we have built together, I understand this perfectly without your having to explain it.”

real footage of a critic being driven slowly out of her mind

>be me
>ask a guy out
>handwritten confession
>he tears it apart
>wipes away my tears
>"but... why?"
>"ill kill you"

"Word to the wise never fart in your sarcophagus" in papyrus imposed over an illustration of a mummified arm coming out of a sarcophagus with scary green mist

we should all listen to him

Human artists, use only once piece to convince people to follow you!

figure sketch

shou comm 🐅
#東方Project #touhou

An image with several smaller illustrations of my gray and black sea cow character, Umiko, against a soft blue background. She is a manatee with a face and tummy like a cow’s, and horns on her head. The various illustrations show her swimming around and enjoying sea grass, as well as her loving her tiny manatee child, who is just as round as she is. She is so rotund…

Sea cows 🌊🐄 #art

Bentley from Sly Cooper 3 combined with John Redfern from Murder By Numbers - an angry turtle/nerd fanboy, the merch on his clothes replaced with ProZD Plays Games. The caption says "I'M SO MAD OOOUUGHH"

we all love the Bentley voice

#art #ProZDPlaysGames

It's so nice to read a book written 25 years ago featuring a truly flawed and reprehensible protagonist knowing the author never had to come online and spoon feed the story to readers incapable of not treating fiction like a book of manners

Miniature, Model & Mecha Non-Toxic Brush Painting for Absolute Beginners by Rhiannon Rasmussen A how-to primer and supplies list for hand-painting miniatures, models, and mecha kits!

It's out! My 20-page zine, an introduction to non-toxic miniature and model kit painting is up on charibdys.itch.io/non-toxic-br... ! PWYW PDF download. I wrote this to be a resource for beginners working on a tight budget, and who may be in a small space such as an apartment.

Nancy 3/4/26 💅

i love the witch hat atelier mangaka more and more every day yall dont know what this means to me

I don’t know how to use chatgpt etc but I imagine it’s going to a website and typing “oh no what groceries do I buy please tell me false god for I am so weak I cannot go on” as your brain atrophies and leaks out of your ears from disuse and the machine is like “buy eggs milk bread and a horse”

my character val. blonde poofy hair and a striped turtleneck with an apron with a cute blowfish holding a game system showing parfum nostalgique vn

post a picture of your oc or fave and then tell me if they can use a can opener.

this is val. he crushes the can with his bare hands and a peaceful smile on his face

2026 nuclear family meme— featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog

A drawing of Cirno from Touhou, hands on her hips, glaring back at you

cirno glare #art

Photo of a short haired tuxedo tabby, standing up on its hind legs to examine the screen of a television, which is sitting up on a trunk in the living room setting.

Photo of a short haired, tuxedo tabby, sitting on a carpeted floor, gazing up at a TV, which is setting up on a trunk.

Photo of a shorthaired tuxedo tabby sitting on a rug that is on top of a hardwood floor in a living room type setting. It is gazing upward at a television which is sat on an old sewing machine table.

Photo of a shorthaired tuxedo tabby sitting on a rug that is on top of a hardwood floor in a living room type setting. It is gazing upward at a television which is sat on an old sewing machine table. It is essentially the same as the previous photo it’s just taken from a different angle behind the cat instead of beside it.

I recently found this set of four photos in which someone was documenting their cat’s obsession with the television. No date/info.

the nuclear block is the single best product decision bluesky has made

yes, it’s sometimes annoying when you want to gawk but that’s part of why it’s good

a poorly drawn cat seen from behind, with a long, straight beam blasting downward from its body like a pokémon using solar beam

a photo of an orange cat sitting on a light wood floor near a doorway, perfectly lined up with a bright streak of sunlight on the floor behind it, creating the illusion that the cat is shooting a powerful solar beam

cat uses solar beam

LEGO builder Bradley Barber made a Bidoof using pieces from the Eevee set

This thread gets at a very important distinction that is critical to make. (Content note for subsequent posts: discussion of child sex abuse.)

Screenshot from Pokémon Leaf Green. Text box that says Emily returned the TRI-PHSS and received the RAINBOW PASS.

So now that I have the RAINBOW PASS am I allowed to say fa

When in doubt…draw mew mews

Oh my god...
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