The Mark Watney diet.
22.10.2025 20:22 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@myuphrid.bsky.social
Pronounced MEW-frid. Harmless weirdo and costume enthusiast. NSFW stuff to be expected, standeth thou forewarned. She/they pronouns, mid-30s.
The Mark Watney diet.
22.10.2025 20:22 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Heart-shaped pupils are the best thing.
22.10.2025 17:37 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Congratulations nonetheless!
22.10.2025 15:20 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0 โจFURSUIT FOR SALE โจ
Need to shift Grizz as Iโve had to put my degree on hold for a year.
2022 Digi fullsuit by Kloofsuits with very low mileage. Buyer pays shipping but happy to ship worldwide.
5โ4 and up to 250lbs
Looking for around ยฃ2.5K
Long payment plans accepted!
#fursuitforsale
That may be one of my favourite of your jokes.
22.10.2025 12:37 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Two Transformers action figures: a Decepticon Soldier kneels down by the Sharkticon Gnaw, who has his toothy jaws clamped around the Soldier's elbow, having bitten off his forearm. The Soldier is understandably freaking out about this dismemberment.
Just be sure to mind your fingers.
22.10.2025 10:47 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"Sorry to hurry, but I'm in a jet!"
22.10.2025 10:44 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Like many animals, when startled the Skrunk makes itself appear much larger to seem more threatening.
22.10.2025 00:47 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I assume the epithet doesn't actually refer to Half-Life?
21.10.2025 22:36 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0This is amazing!
21.10.2025 22:36 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0๐ฉธ๐ ๐
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"I never thought I'd see a resonance cascade... let alone create one!"
21.10.2025 22:13 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0So do you pronounce it "Bloke-ees" or "Block-ees"?
21.10.2025 22:09 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Repost, if you like latex bois! ๐
(Bois means 18+!!!)
#latex #rubber
You're a very handsome foxy, if I may say so!
21.10.2025 20:14 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0The answer to "can't we all just get along?" is invariably "no".
21.10.2025 18:55 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Alrighty folks, the time has come! Help me cover work rug pulling my budget!
Auction is live and ends mid-day Saturday the 1st.
Shipping is likely going to be over $600 and pick up or local-ish delivery is certainly available!
www.thedealersden.com/listing/shin...
You look absloutely incredible!
21.10.2025 18:36 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Congratulations, it's nigiri!
21.10.2025 18:27 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Luckily, any time someone tried to discuss the Masquerade with anyone, that person would immediately ask "Like that terrible Michael Bay movie?", and the conversation would be promptly derailed into a discussion about how hilariously terrible Bay's movies are.
21.10.2025 15:15 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Absolutely. Lop 'em off and give me the good stuff.
21.10.2025 14:54 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0POV it's 2006 and your weaboo roommate keeps playing weird music at 1AM and uploading videos of herself doing anime dances to YouTube while in costumes. You don't know what "Basshunter", "Hare Hare Yukai", or "glomping" is but she insists everybody will be doing it at the con.
21.10.2025 11:59 โ ๐ 73 ๐ 25 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0It sounds very cute!
21.10.2025 13:01 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0That, or the papers for her French citizenship have just come in.
21.10.2025 11:56 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Congratulations!
21.10.2025 01:37 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Ohhh, it was a rescue mission!
21.10.2025 00:57 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Flapping your big ol' paddle-feet, as the bath makes your feathers nice and soft...
21.10.2025 00:38 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Nothing is more calming than turning into a duck.
21.10.2025 00:19 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I'd have assumed it'd be easier on top of the sofa rather than under it, but perhaps the ways of the cat are not for me to question.
20.10.2025 23:39 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I'm sorry you have such a terrible condition hanging over your life.
20.10.2025 23:38 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0