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Ol' Simpkin

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؜ .just a little guy

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This post being sandwiched by two other posts with images of burger buns. The top post says "surely someone on your timeline has now been burged"

This post being sandwiched by two other posts with images of burger buns. The top post says "surely someone on your timeline has now been burged"

02.03.2026 02:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

We really really need to be talking a whole lot more than we are about the intersection of state violence and disability.

27.02.2026 03:46 — 👍 19    🔁 18    💬 0    📌 0

Holden Bloodfeast! That's our boy!

01.03.2026 21:20 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am a single-issue voter and that issue is GIVE ILHAN OMAR A GUNDAM

01.03.2026 09:05 — 👍 32    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

here's your republican opposition folks

28.02.2026 18:17 — 👍 12    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

There should be an Earth for people who don't hate all living things

28.02.2026 15:12 — 👍 7191    🔁 1345    💬 70    📌 26

Her husband was in the files and was very close with him, and we don't know what was in all those emails she deleted.

You will never salvage this woman's image.

27.02.2026 05:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I wish Pokemon Pokopia wasn't only on the Switch 2 :/

26.02.2026 14:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

homo erectus: pump all the groundwater out the ground

gaia: sinkholes then

homo erectus:

26.02.2026 04:34 — 👍 13    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Isn't this the idea behind the main antagonist of Chainsaw Man?

26.02.2026 09:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Challenge Level: IMPOSSIBLE

26.02.2026 09:28 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'M WAKING UP

26.02.2026 09:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this reads like an Onion article

26.02.2026 08:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Me to these cups

26.02.2026 05:19 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

was playing video games tonight. did not hear any car horns, fireworks, cheering, etc outside so i know it didn’t happen. maybe next time. maybe soon

25.02.2026 07:03 — 👍 1271    🔁 96    💬 7    📌 0

Happy Birthday, Celine the Birthday Baby!!

25.02.2026 01:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Exactly

Lots of people are clowning on this guy in the replies, but I think most of them didn't read the article. From what I understand, this guy was starting to reject his MAGA programming and was becoming aware of the realities. He seemed like a guy who believed in doing good but was brainwashed

25.02.2026 00:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This is actually a somewhat sad story. It seems like there were cracks in this guy's programming and he was starting to become disillusioned with MAGA.

The parts where he tried to start a union and the Epstein files being "unmistakable evil" lead me to believe this guy could've been deprogrammed.

25.02.2026 00:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

CONTINUE?
> YES YES

24.02.2026 06:20 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

death by soup

24.02.2026 06:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

15 in slices

24.02.2026 06:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

um some people work for the new york times as a coping mechanism?? you didnt think about that did you

24.02.2026 01:33 — 👍 492    🔁 40    💬 6    📌 0

diehard crypto guy whose entire knowledge of economics is based off the Counter Strike knife skins market

24.02.2026 03:52 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

what about all that RAM they bought up??

24.02.2026 03:25 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

with the only context to this being your previous post, I can only conclude that you're about to have sex with Eisenhower

24.02.2026 02:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

it's not complicated

23.02.2026 23:46 — 👍 16    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

They definitely contribute to artificial scarcity though, no? Which in-turn drives up price? I mean, sure, maybe there's other contributing factors but everything this guy's saying makes sense to me, so idk if I'm missing something

24.02.2026 00:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

wait, am I stupid? what's goofy about it?

24.02.2026 00:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Former ICE lawyer Ryan Schwank: “I received secretive orders to teach new cadets to violate the Constitution.”

23.02.2026 23:12 — 👍 13377    🔁 5897    💬 399    📌 439

it's dawning on me that you should totally be able to play games on vape pens

23.02.2026 23:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0