Ol' Simpkin

GOV & POLITICS GROWTH & HOUSING Utah officials unveil site for 1,300-bed homeless campus after long, secretive search 15.8-acre, Salt Lake City-owned property is west of Rose Park, near North Salt Lake boundary BY: KATIE MCKELLAR - SEPTEMBER 3, 2025 7:00 AM

2 in 3 Americans are “one paycheck away from homelessness”

And in Utah they’re building a concentration camp for unhoused people

Modeled after Alligator Auschwitz and serving as a test case for the criminalization and disappearance of poverty

Caused by the very same government that ended SNAP.

would shit myself laughing if the guy heading our meeting had candy wrappers drop from his pockets and then shrieked "I'M PRUNING OUT!!!"

fuckin' snake

GOOD GOOGLY MOOGLY

libbing out is a type of pog

A lasagna in my mouth!

nobody's ready for DILFr Pepper

apropos of nutting

it's so clear to me that some of the younger looking ones just got dragged there by their parents

they're playing the black eyed peas and not a single person is shaking it like a polaroid picture

OOHGA CHUCKA OOHGA OOHGA OOHGA CHUCKA

I would be crying laughing if I was there

not a single person under 50 in that room, save for maybe some reporters

they're playing "we didn't start the fire" 😂

You're laughing. The malformed twin he keeps under his beanie is shaking in fear and you're laughing.

I once noticed Cuomo pronounces it "Mom-dommy" and I haven't been able to unhear it since

shut da fuck up

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so are avocados but I don't see you putting salsa and guacamole on your pancakes

imagine ordering a fruit cup and there's fuckin' tomatoes in it

bold of you to assume I'm wearing pants

so true

he'll never recover after this pic hits TMZ

his PR team is going to be working overtime for weeks

glad to see doohickeys still going strong in the weed sector

Duane Roberts, working tirelessly into the night on his new invention.

Mrs. Roberts: "Gosh, Duane. You're really burning the burrito at both ends."

Duane: "EUREKA!"

guy who becomes an atheist for the free gravy is a good bit

also putting cornbread as an extra when cranberries have a dedicated spot on the list? I reject the premise of this FARCE

THEY'RE FUCKIN' SCAMMING ME

If I buy the bird, the gravy should be free!!!

$10 for mashed potatoes and stuffing is crazy

may as well charge me for the damn gravy while they're at it

running to get inside before sunset like it's The Day After Tomorrow