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There are infinite nothings.

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Boob boba
Booboba
Bobooba

06.06.2025 15:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Done

28.04.2025 23:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Its OK just take a megaloadoff megalodon

21.04.2025 20:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I LOVE COMFY WOMEN!!!

05.04.2025 01:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How to do it:
Step one DMT
Step 2 sex

05.04.2025 00:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

1000 years of sex

04.04.2025 17:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Even my phone hates it.

21.03.2025 01:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Even my phone hates it.

21.03.2025 01:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No. Phone. It's HARDSTYLE. Full stop.

21.03.2025 01:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hard style* not hards type wtf

21.03.2025 01:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was listening to yards type while stoned and I was like "Yo... Hard STYLE. Hard... Memes"

And my brother said "no. That's never gonna be a thing."

Its been 8 years of hard memes for him

21.03.2025 01:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Big Booba Syndrome

11.03.2025 18:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah yes I have heard of this phenomenon. The one where booba makes people's brains turn off.

10.03.2025 22:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I need a self aware rogue ai gynoid goth chick to roll up my blunts and take me to the ripper dome in a distant future bloodsport

10.03.2025 22:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just like one of those retro Dell PCs! "Dude, you're getting a Dell!"

10.03.2025 22:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hawaiian Burger ๐Ÿ” ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฎ

07.03.2025 23:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Congrats on the quote! You are valid and AWESOME!!

05.03.2025 16:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
person writhing on the floor reaching for a fridge that has a price tag for $1200 dollars on it, a man in a suit with a large X for head is leaning on the fridge, pointing at the person mockingly saying "Oh you have bills to pay? SUSPENDED"

person writhing on the floor reaching for a fridge that has a price tag for $1200 dollars on it, a man in a suit with a large X for head is leaning on the fridge, pointing at the person mockingly saying "Oh you have bills to pay? SUSPENDED"

' X ' has me suspended. I cannot advertise any new art commissions, so I implore for your help by linking my Ko-fi here.

How to help? Sharing and spreading this post would help alot! even if you're unable to donate
ko-fi.com/jellybellyru...

22.02.2025 04:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 229    ๐Ÿ” 183    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Never forget the balls. #stayballin

23.02.2025 04:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What expensive chardonnay do to a mf

23.02.2025 04:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What an honor. As a human myself... They are based. Humans rule. Ooga Booga

23.02.2025 03:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Alien sex tourists?

23.02.2025 03:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is wheely boi

23.02.2025 03:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I metidated on da zaza and I spoke to biblically accurate angels and shit so there's that, I guessed. They flapped their many wings to communicate. They had to pull some archangel to translate. He asked if I was lost. I said I left my mind palace and got lost. So he sent a wheely boi to guard it.

23.02.2025 03:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unreal Tournament had dodging too

02.02.2025 19:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What about sliding and slide cancelling?

02.02.2025 19:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Noooo

02.02.2025 19:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My genius is unbounded. Clearly, this the greatest joke ever told.

01.02.2025 22:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My genius is unbounded. Clearly, this the greatest joke ever told.

01.02.2025 22:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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