Dubious Rob

“I love a glazed ring” is by far the filthiest double entendre I’ve ever heard on #GBBO and that’s saying something

“Wardog” was the absolute upper limit of stupid Survivor nicknames I will tolerate.

I am not calling anyone “Rizgod,” thank you very much. #Survivor

She called Maria an old lady who was killing the challenges

Unfortunately Eva has name-checked a former player who is guaranteed to be bitter about it #Survivor48

Oh thank god. Kyle winning is the only thing salvaging this otherwise dreadful season. #Survivor48

Kamilla, thankfully, did not pull a Maria and sink Kyle’s game. #Survivor48

Eva is WAY better at final tribal than I thought she’d be. #Survivor48

Guys I’m going to say something difficult… fail them

“In the last leg, we were really hard on each other.”

Who’s “we”, Ana? Why are you giving yourself equal blame that you don’t deserve? #TheAmazingRace

I see Jonathan is back to being an asshole. Good. I was starting to think I’d been too harsh on him. #TheAmazingRace

He’s got a pretty high opinion of his own game for someone playing for 3rd place.

To be given a golden opportunity like that - Joe loses immunity, Eva’s too complacent to play her idol, you’ve theoretically got at least 4 votes, if not 5 - and to punt instead. Infuriating.

To paraphrase Michele Fitzgerald: I’m genuinely curious what anyone not named Joe or Eva thinks is their path to the end here. #Survivor48

Was there ever a show that hated its own fandom as much as 9-1-1?

If Kyle turns out to be the Laurel of the season, so help me god

Lolllll #Survivor48 sucks so bad

LOL that Melinda and Erika accidentally cheated and still came in last #TheAmazingRace

It’s not that ***** died that bothers me, it’s the way it happened. Weirdly anticlimactic. #911

Charity, Sai, Cedrek, and Chrissy all had no agency in the game when they were booted. How is it good post-merge strategy in #Survivor to get rid of all the weaker players?

I need Ana to divorce Jonathan’s awful ass #TheAmazingRace

This season of #Survivor is so ass, you guys

Acacia robbed. #DragRace

So the Mary vs. Sai storyline kinda just…went nowhere? And I must have missed how Mary ended up in a majority alliance. #Survivor48

I’m more upset about Belinda’s character assassination than I am about the actual deaths in the finale #TheWhiteLotus

Star probably didn’t intend this, but by giving Eva the idol in front of everyone, she has set her up for a nasty blindside. #Survivor48

The ball references aren’t as funny if Probst lets us know he’s in on the joke. #Survivor48

Kinda impressive for a virgin to fuck and give an HJ at the same time, tbh #TheWhiteLotus

If literally everyone switches from a detour task, that means it’s way too hard. #TheAmazingRace

And instead of that happening, my fantasy team just got wrecked lol