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Today I will be mostly stretching, hydrating and carb loading in preparation for the ascent of Level 7 this evening #nufc

07.03.2026 12:11 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I know. I read your first post. My point was about the Β£100m and that it wouldn't help us balance the books with PSR/SSR.

06.03.2026 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whilst that story today is repulsive and I agree with the principle of what you say, they couldn't just gift #nufc Β£100m to get around PSR (soon to be SSR). Spend on player fees and wages has to come from generated revenue. The real question is whether gate receipts should even be in that category.

06.03.2026 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The lad (who is one of the fastest in the club) has sprinted about 50 yards. We've just played 50 odd minutes with 10 men. He's our only forward. Who did you expect to be supporting him? Burn was telling him to go to the corner flag!

05.03.2026 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

To be fair, that has been #nufc most of this season. Over-coached to some degree. Osula is a wildcard though. Absolute chaos and often really poor but fans love that unpredictability. It's what we go to the match for.

05.03.2026 13:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Where did they come from? Did he stay behind after training as well? πŸ˜‚

05.03.2026 12:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It was bedlam after the goal scored. People all over the aisles. Why would you miss that? #nufc

05.03.2026 09:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sweeter still was the fact he nipped in front of the king rat, moaner, con artist and inferior Bruno, to win the ball in the first instance. #nufc

05.03.2026 09:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Trippier was excellent. Him or Joelinton MotM. I thought Willock was disciplined when he came on. So frustrating to concede straight after scoring again but Casemiro has done that to a good few teams in his career. Ramsdale gets us up the pitch in a far more controlled manner. Lots to like.

04.03.2026 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Defence looked better didn't it? 😁

04.03.2026 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

'Well done Will, great tracking back...good lad, keep it in..go on.....slow down, catch your breath....WOOOOOAAAAHHH!!! Geetin son' Pandemonium tonight. #nufc

04.03.2026 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Weirdly, I'd be thrilled with a nowts each tonight #nufc

04.03.2026 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

..but try not to let some short arse dig u in the ribs.

04.03.2026 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel the same but I'll feel better once I get to shout rude words at that cheating con artist Fernandez.

04.03.2026 11:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A consequence of this could be a lack of service to Rashford IF he plays LW.

04.03.2026 10:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Jules Kounde, Alejandro Balde recovery timelines 'revealed' as Barcelona duo suffer injuries - Sports Mole Barcelona suffer a double injury blow during Tuesday night's Copa del Rey semi-final second leg against Atletico Madrid at Camp Nou.

I mean, it might not be decisive but Barca probably won't have a first team LB fit to play us in either leg. Cancello might come in or Araujo who is a CB. Do we start Elanga or Barnes there? Knowing Howe, it'll be Murphy! #nufc

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04.03.2026 10:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Wolves v Spurs you say? Could be the most interesting league game left this season.

04.03.2026 10:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Pleasure. Their reports provide a welcome sense of perspective, away from the knee-jerk hysteria on SM.

04.03.2026 10:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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For the sake of an extra click, support Biffa and Niall at nufc.com. Fixtures tab, then match reports. As much proper detail as you could need. #nufc

04.03.2026 10:15 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He's talking like a 5 year old now. Barely able to construct one sentence. If the US constitution can't be used to get this guy out, it needs an amendment. Quickly.

04.03.2026 09:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've got that bloody song in my head now...thanksπŸ˜‚

03.03.2026 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Excellent. I'm at the next 2 but not Barca or makems. Can't win em all. #nufc

03.03.2026 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

K'nell lads and lasses. It's springtime, the sun is shining. A few on here ought to move away from their PC/phone and get some air. #nufc

03.03.2026 10:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Playing on these was a brief highlight of many a Saturday being dragged around the shops by my Mam. BHS's cafe if we were lucky..

02.03.2026 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bridges across the Tyne, photo by Sally Ann Norman.

02.03.2026 08:17 β€” πŸ‘ 212    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

True....#nufc

02.03.2026 09:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've mentioned this before, but Howe needs to be challenged internally as all good senior figures in any business should. Fergie has quite the churn of 1st team coaches. Also... We forget the poor fella had Pneumonia in April - May. Back to work then pre-season and dealing with Isak.... #nufc

01.03.2026 12:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Great thread.

01.03.2026 12:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tell tale signs for me were the fact his looking at the ref as he's rolling about & he's also rolling away from the touchline. If you're properly hurt, you don't think like that. So I can see why Burn thought he was trying it on (esp given the state of the game at the time) but doesn't make it OK.

01.03.2026 12:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0